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Username: VeronicaChaos
CamScore: 2220.7
Gender: Female
Body Type: Average
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Always Different
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 120 pounds
Height: 65 inches
Age: 25
City: Arkham
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Light
Drink: Heavy
Drugs: Experimented
Occupation/Major: Ventriloquist/Clown
Favorite Food: Salmon
Pets: Meow
Automobile: I'm scared of cars.
About Me:

Slappy lends me a hand during D20

Moving Pictures | Slappy and Me | My Show | Backstage Pass | Cast

V E R O N I C A * C H A O S
Hi, I'm Veronica Chaos! Some call me VC for short. I'm just your typical sex clown/ventriloquist/crazy cat lady. You might find me fucking my dummy in full costume or waxing poetic over the philosophy of Gene Roddenberry.

My room isn't for the overly-serious or the easily disturbed. Come join me in my exploration of the perverse, the beautiful, and the strange. Let me show you things you've never before seen!

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Watch the trailer!
Leave it to Slappy
22:19|300 tks|Full HD

THE quintessential dummy fucking video! A professionally-shot sexy and silly artistic silent-movie porn that is sure to make you say golly gee!
Orgasm Denial For Dummies
11:47|300 tks|Full HD

First HD video on my Canon Rebel T3i! Slappy uses the hitachi on me until I'm at the edge of orgasm..and then takes it away, teasing me and denying me until I beg him to let me cum!
The Strip-Clown
7:41|200 tks|Full HD

When you don't know whether to hire a clown or a stripper, it's probably best to get both. Let's get personal in this sensual striptease where I peel off absolutely everything!

Get all HD videos for 600!


Slappy and Me
Costume contest results! And the winner is...

Roger and Jessica Rabbit!
We'll be dressing up as your favorite couple from Toon Town Friday, 4/18!


My Show
I have a wide variety of shows I like to perform in public chat. I'm not into privates/groups; I get off on having a big audience watching me rehibiliate people past their fear of clowns and dolls. My shows aren't necessarily sexy; I like to get outrageous and make people laugh. Generally, during the week I like to tease, and during the weekends is when my inner theatre nerd comes out to make a giant mess. But I'm random as hell and anything can happen at any time (and with enough wine, most likely will).


Backstage Pass
Become a cast member and join me backstage! Get access to:

My retired videos
All current HD videos
Exclusive photosets and videos
Monthly password-protected group shows
Recordings of themed weekend shows
All new content I make!

Join for all of 2014 with a one-time single tip of 2222!


Cast Members


Highest Single Tip
Bash48 @ 5000
Thank you Bash! <3<3<3

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My Schedule
Sunday I'm Sometimes online from 6:00 pm until 6:00 am
Monday I'm Sometimes online from 6:00 pm until 6:00 am
Tuesday I'm Sometimes online from 6:00 pm until 6:00 am
Wednesday I'm Sometimes online from 6:00 pm until 6:00 am
Thursday I'm Sometimes online from 6:00 pm until 6:00 am
Friday I'm Sometimes online from 6:00 pm until 6:00 am
Saturday I'm Sometimes online from 6:00 pm until 6:00 am
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Five Things I Can't Live Without: booze, cigs, weed, orgasms, my cats.
Favorite Books: Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Poe, Interview With A Vampire, Frankenstein, Peter Pan, Thinner, The Green Mile, Dracula, Edgar Allan Poe, Salem's Lot, Picture of Dorian Grey, H.P. Lovecraft, Transmetropolitan, Warrior Wolf Women of the Wastelands, Zombies and Shit, Depraved, Shatnerquake, Brain Cheese Buffet, The Shining
What I Like To Do For Fun: I love to craft, make costumes, clown, play videogames, hang out with friends, read comics, play with my cat. :3
Favorite Songs:
Bauhaus, Sisters of Mercy, The Cure, Chumbawamba, Fucked Up, The Clash, Crass, Lily Allen, Dresden Dolls, Nick Cave, Siouxsie and the Banshees, 'Weird Al' Yankovic, Voltaire, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Star Fucking Hipsters,Gogol Bordello, The Beatles, Frank Sinatra, Oingo Boingo, They Might Be Giants, Night Gaunts
Favorite Movies:
Dark City, Hostel, Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Saw, The Shining, Clockwork Orange, IT, Pi, I Am Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Nightmare On Elm Street (original), House of Wax (original), Dogma, Clerks, Hard Candy, The Jerk, Hellraiser (1 and 2), Star Wars, Star Trek: First Contact, Tank Girl
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Fucked in a coffin underneath the Necronomicon.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Perfect Mate:
Perfect Date: Arcade, pub, graveyard sex.
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn ons: egotistical assholes, nerds, smart dudes with cool accents, rope, nipple clamps, tattoos, piercings, orgasm control, roleplaying, multiple orgasms, g-spot stimulation, squirting. Turn offs: begging, bad grammar.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Thanks to years of experience with Left 4 Dead and House of the Dead, I'm really fucking good at shooting zombies, and would be quite useful in the zombie apocalypse.
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I am just in total awe of her creativity, brains, personality and her artistic and performing talent. VC cannot be defined by any other. She is unique. She follows a different road - more power to her. I am so thankful to get to see her - she is just an incredible young woman with rare gifts - thank you for sharing yourself with us VC.
wtg! Girl................. your Fun! Keep it up!
The best girl on MFC! She is so unique, witty and beautiful on multiple levels. If I was a Vulcan I would love to be trapped in a mind meld with her.
This woman ROCKS! A great talent and niche on MFC. Needs to hook up with a traveling show and perform everywhere.
This lady is freakly awesome. <3
I haven't even viewed you yet and by what I've seen and read on your profile, you sound like quite a beaitiful character :]
I said what I said....
I want you and the dummy need to double team me. Soon. ;o)
You are a wet dream come true!
I had a blast watching you this morning.. your a unique lady.. Love the show.. Cheers Daryl.
who hoo let sget wild tpogether
just tipped 500. how do I get the videos?
I had so much fun in your room tonight!
you are unbelievable thanks for the great show really
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Hey V, Found a video with you in it on Soooo umm yea, there's that.
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