Meaning of Life:
Tequilla, Money, Sex, Technology that makes me jizz in my shit and being #1 in the world at what you do. Not #1 ? Must fucking suck to be you. LOL
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sex, Friends, Technology, Intelligence, Sociopathic tendencies
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Who actually reads this crap.
The question is what DON'T I do for fun.
TMNT, Yea I said it, suck my ass. What's yours? Sleepless in fucking Seattle? Get the fuck outa here.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Fucked in a cops backseat while they went and ate inside dennys at 4am and left my remains on their fucking doorhandles when we finished, dumbasses never even saw us.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Workin my ass off and getting everything I fucking want.
Working out, swimming, playing pool and drinking. Texas hold em, Fuck bowling, Id rather head to the beach at night playing loud music bullshittin with friends after work. I can play guitar, hack better then anonymous, fix up a car, design your fucking house. I'm a Computer science/Engineer. There isn't shit I can't fucking do or anything I want I can't fucking have.
Computers in all fields. Even military trained, as if I needed it. What I do I do for fun, if you notice anything, I'm probably just laughing right now. I'm a counter-hacker aka white hat.
Show me someone with the street smarts to not annoy the shit out of me, the intelligence that I might not feel like I'm holding 5 PhD's in comparison, the motivation to get what you want, the honor to know what the fucks right, the integrity not to lie, and the loyalty to know what true fucking emotion is.
Until then, all you get is an escort to the door at 530am.
Who the fuck goes on dates these days ? Just have a party and meet people like everyone else instead being an isolated loser.
If I'm gonna end up with anyone its gonna be someone I've been friends with first and know. Fuck that random crap, if its just about sex why beat the bullshit with a date. Men are idiots.
On: Actually having fucking fun and finishing the night how it's supposed to go, with me kicking your ass outa my car.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Cause I give good Gnome.