ZombieTaterJD
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Profile Headline:
I'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle sprinkled with metaphor and seasoned with something like a simile.
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4 months ago
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About Me
Username:
ZombieTaterJD
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
185 pounds
Height:
65 inches
Age:
52
City:
Frozen and Drained Swamplandia
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
I make computers do things unholy things.
School:
A big building where students learn, but that's not important right now.
Favorite Food:
I enjoy my favorite foods a lot.
Pets:
Yes. I have pet potatoes. Don't you?
Automobile:
Yes. I have a car.
About Me:
Meh.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"Food goes in here." -- Young Homer Simpson
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food. Water. Properly balanced atmosphere lacking major toxins, Shelter, Autonomic nervous system.
Favorite Books:
Heavy ones, clad in steel, with spikes, and perhaps other weapon-like features.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Entertaining things. Fun things...
Favorite Songs:
My favorite styles of music contain many of the songs I've grown to love.
Favorite Movies:
My favorite movies are the ones I like the best!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
My therapist tells me that the word crazy is a bad word. My inner pyromaniac leprechaun tells me to burn things when I hear it. I listen to both of them. My therapist has a restraining order against me.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere.
Hobbies:
These are things I do to pass the time.
Talents:
Things I excel at!
Perfect Mate:
A living woman with whom I share an inexplicable, mutual, unwavering attraction... unless The Simpsons or Futurama reruns are on.
Perfect Date:
Aug. 16 of any year, or ones that aren't too dry or overpriced.
Turn Ons/Offs:
My electronics and lights, depending on which way I'm flipping the switch, turning the knob, or inserting the wires. Hehe. I said inserting.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I strongly recommend against it. Usually it just ends in burnt pizza, punched testicles (mine), and days of inconsolable crying.
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OldGoat62
good profile J.D
SirMoji
rated and admired... So I'm 7th and 4th to post! what now?!?
Foxxx
Admired, makes me the 6th and 3rd to post on wall :los
ZombieTaterJD
Thanks Wolfie! You're pretty awesome too!
Wolfie__
Hey. Hey you. You're awesome.
ZombieTaterJD
Howe dare you! I had a perfect 0! You've ruined it! You ruins its! noooooo!
trskeef
I'm your first admirer. Awww *blush*