btk358
Status:
Profile Headline:
My kingdom for tokens!
Last Login:
10 years ago
Last Updated:
About Me
Username:
btk358
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Little in the middle
Ethnicity:
Other
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Green
Weight:
172 pounds
Height:
66 inches
Age:
70
City:
South Florida
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Heavy
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Heavy User
Marital Status:
Divorced
Occupation/Major:
PediatricOralSurgery&Anesthes(Retired)
School:
Queens College CUNY/University of Pennsylvania
Favorite Food:
It depends on how hungry I am and if Im high
Pets:
No [but I prefer cats...bitch!]; I will be pet for tokens
Automobile:
Yes, I've heard of these machines.
About Me:
If you want to know more...do a background check on me.
BTW: You can't believe everything you read about me in the papers. Especially the article that said I spent over a million tokens at mfc last year. There's just no way I went over 900,000.
Tags:
Funny
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I've thought about the 'Meaning of Life' obsessively and I still haven't got a clue. So I just try to have fun and get high every chance I get.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
The 'hope' of meeting one special girl*, tokens, chemicals, music, more tokens. *Obviously, I've proved that I can actually live without 'one special girl' because Im still breathing.
Favorite Books:
Grapes of Wrath; Catcher in the Rye; East of Eden; Curious George, Anything by Dr. Seuss...Too many to list.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Meet new people, daydream about sex with MFC models, play the 'PDR Game', beg for tokens at busy intersections, play guitar, masturbate
Favorite Songs:
Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, Van Halen, Hendrix, Clapton, Dave Mason, Kinito Mendes, Santana. If you are a famous musician and don't see your name here, my bad...I have a memory problem so just send me an email and remind me. [No, not you Slash. I omitted you on purpose until you apologize].
Favorite Movies:
Midnight Cowboy, 2001 Space, a lot more. If you are a famous actor or director and you don't see your work here, my bad...I have a memory problem. Just send me an email to remind me. [No, not you Speilsberg. I omitted you on purpose until you apologize]
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sex in a dental chair with the laughing gas on full blast.(True) Offered a girl 20 tokens to take her shirt off in a supermarket. (Not true) Rear ended a police car on the Cross Bronx Expressway (True)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
MFC re-hab. I hit bottom when I gave my last tokens to a girl who had a cam score of 17. Will give tokens to get my life back.
Hobbies:
Masturbation, Quantum Physics, Internal Chemistry; 'Lucky Penny' collection; Isolating[solo and pairs]; NY [football] Giants; Miami [basketball] Heat; Drugs [Hunter Thompson was an amateur]
Talents:
Play guitar[specialist in one chord songs-switching chords gets my fingers tangled up]; write short, humorous fiction; staying awake all night; I know CPR; can masturbate using only one hand; being btk
Perfect Mate:
'Perfect':Super hot and sexy, funny, perfect chemical match, reads fiction; watches/reads news daily; never lies; thinks I'm incredible at everything [this is the only exception to 'never lies']
Realistic: 6-8/10; understands my humor; never lies; tells me Im special[who knows what she really thinks, lol]
Perfect Date:
Go to anything that can be called an 'event' with a girl who is my exact chemical match; good eats, 45-60 min intense sex; spoon to sleep. [That's right, I'm going to sleep cuz i like it! If you're looking for a 'marathoner'; join a running club].
If money is tight...a romantic stroll thru the hood to re-up [if a dealer fronts me, lol].
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can make the ordinary fun and intense; always keep it real; always got your back; I know how to make countfeit tokens [everyone tells me that they look so real, they can't tell the difference].
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Alisson_Sweet
're a good kid fun. God bless you. kisses
Nicky_s
nice to meet you btk ... u really are a very very funny guy .... u made my day better by making me lough thx !!!
Maya19fun
You are verry funny BTK and its a pleasure to have you in my friends list and in my room.kiss you 
Ammalia18
u are veryy funny 
kisss u
kisss u
btk358
Attention Models y Modelitas
'10,000 TOKEN TEEP'
for any information that helps me find either of these two losers: Swedish_Steel and/or AmKimmy
A_FunGirl
I totally agree with Swedish_Steel !!! You better ignore him in the first place! 
ChadGPT
This guy is a total retard and asshole. Dont belive anything he says. Total douchebag Give him 1 star or less
MissBella__
He wanted to show his balls while being recorded in my own MFC room..
You see.. some people can be really weird, right?! ahhahaha
Hun, you are always welcome back to my room 
Byebyee
Byebyee
CutieSnow
hey thank you for making me laugh the time that u first came in my room,ur so funny!.sorry if i took so long.pls dont lose ur mind ;-)
KickazBday
Hello fellow kicklandian! Sending some smiles. Rated and admired. Have a great night. Kicka 
. Rated and admired. Have a great night. Kicka
Ariana4xxx
hi bb....im online now and i wait u for unforgettable moments....kiss u
HisWife
Well yeah, I'm expecting lots of tokens from you... see you (This is the comment you're asking for. )
(This is the comment you're asking for. )
Mya_MFC
XOXO Cuchifrito!!
XFuukaX
Thanks for dropping by my room, I appreciated the laughs and tips Def hope to see ya back in my room soon, ya hear??! <3
Def hope to see ya back in my room soon, ya hear??! <3
:RaineyLane69:12235277
So funny I almost peed myself!!
SweetDenia
Ok, so here I am...with my comment, i don t wanna say to many good things about you so no other girls will come talk to you again ,but you are such a cutie and u made me laugh!
A_LeXXiLips
tyy very much my friend ..you make my day very happyy..kiss for lexxi
Tuangelito
hola bb precioso eres muy amigable y me alegras mucho... eres muy gracioso besos
XkarolinahotX
Thank you for made my time on here!
You are incredible funny and so lovely
I hope see you soon baby <3
Kisses and hugs for you
I hope see you soon baby <3
Kisses and hugs for you
Athena20
well,i finally got here to write in your profile,altough i see you dont miss admirers,so i wanna be one of them and tell you that you make me smile everytime i interact with you and also that your very very nice and respectuous,so u are one of the man i do like and apreciate ,hugs from me.