Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life is what you make of it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
water / beef / fire / tobacco / ice
Favorite Books:
Children of the Universe / Christine / Cujo / The Stand (restored version)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Procrastinate (Definition: Deciding to do things later instead of doing them now. Usually resulting in not doing them at all).
Favorite Songs:
I Love To Go Swimmin' With Bowlegged Women And Swim Between Their Legs
Favorite Movies:
Blind Fury / Dawn of the Dead / Catch Me If You Can
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This is going to sound like a bad joke. I built a boat in my basement. But then I had to take it almost completely apart to get it outside.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Always wanted to make a pina colada in a coconut shell on Kauai.
Hobbies:
Restoring old furniture / making my own adobe bricks / fishing
Talents:
Fishing / hunting / cooking (REAL cooking not that queery gourmet bullshit!)
Perfect Mate:
A sweet young gal lookin' for a stubborn vile tempered middle aged heathen.
Perfect Date:
This is something which can't be planned in advance. That would create unreal expectations.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Gotta leave something to talk about later.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Does anyone ever really believe the answers people give for this question?