jackdaman
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Profile Headline:
I type a lot, bewarned.
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About Me
Username:
jackdaman
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Little in the middle
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
250 pounds
Height:
73 inches
Age:
45
City:
Raised, survival trained.
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
IT
School:
I have been to these things.
Favorite Food:
My favorit book...
Pets:
1 dog, 1 cat.
Automobile:
Not in the literal sense, but colloquially yes.
About Me:
More... I am here to watch mostly collage age girls stick thingies into their thingie untill they make funny noises; cause girls do that when you poke em just right...
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Meaning of Life:
42?
I am not expert, but I am going to say make the best of it you can, because no matter what your not getting out of this alive.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sluts, Air, Water, Food, Computers, Internet.
Favorite Books:
Given the sheer number of books I read it would be impossible for me to choose a single favorite. Perhaps that is a bit odd to some people, but I read so much, and have changed so much in no small part due to books it is hard to find a single favorite... Escapism when I truly needed it, or mind expanding knowledge. I'll not be held to a singular ideal of a favorite book, so I apologize if you read all of this expecting a simple answer. If you read all of this expecting to find out what kind of books I eat, I am even more sorry, but I meant the same as in I have no single favorite.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sluts. I have used that term a few times, and would like to take this second to state, I do mean that as a term of endearment. I never understood slut shaming. I am supposed to like fucking. You are supposed to like fucking. Why am I not supposed to like you liking fucking. . .
Favorite Songs:
Infected mushroom, Bach, System of a Down, Loreena Mckennit, Epica, Tribal Seeds, Fiona Apple, Lacuna Coil, Squirl Nut Zippers Lords of Acid, Night Wish, Rodrigo y Gabriela, Opeth, Action Bronson, Richard Cheese, Pantera, Portishead. . . I'll stop there. If it is not country or Polka there is a good chance I will enjoy it.
Favorite Movies:
Se7ven, We're the Millers, Serenity, Oblivion.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
How do I even define that. Went half way across the world alone with only what fit in a backpack for a month? Stood upon a moving car (and fell from said car). Added my own extra salt and butter to the popcorn in a theater. Spit on a uniformed police officer on duty. Tied up a good friends wife with full restrains and rope corset, gag & blindfold for his birthday before he got home. . . take your pick.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Really... If I could be anywhere right now, instead of looking at a cam site... How about the louvre. . . getting really good sloppy head from what ever cam girl I'm watching. Perhaps in front of a nice winter scene by Monet, so I can truly appreciate how that spit running down my balls is not freezing to them, and wave at the tourst passing through (and apologize for the sluts gagging sounds, I assure you she is fine, see she is doing it to herself).
Hobbies:
Video games, Books, Movies.
Talents:
Random facts. I have been nicknamed Wikipedia at work.
Perfect Mate:
Perfection is an impossible ideal. How about some one I can trust with similar kinks that I'm attracted to, I'll try to work out the rest of the problems a the come up, deal?
Perfect Date:
again, perfection is an impossible ideal that will never occur, so instead, A poem, about said impossible date.
I hope that I may one day gaze upon a perfect mate
So that I may plan upon the perfect date
to obtain and lure by the perfect bait
off the side of the golden gate
forever sealing her fate
I am not good a poetry, they always die at the end :(.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Um. . . . Lots of things... domination, publicity, risk, dedication, enthusiasm / Ummm . . . not as many things. . . . each time I think of one, I think wow that is kind of disgusting and degrading, and there for kind of hot...
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I might just make you laugh...
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