Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Water, Air, vitamin C, iron in my diet, and regular bowel movements. How did I do professor?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
See the Hobbies category.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Stirred your coffee with my penis.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I am everywhere.
Trading orphans for gold and baked goods to wage a clandestine war on humanity.
Face fucking you with my amazingly awesome gamma rays of amazing awesomeness.
The date I was born of course. The world couldn't get more perfect after that.
Blue waffles, I love the fishes, little people and clowns..oh wait I can list turn offs as well?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
What's the best reason for me to get to know you?