launcelot69
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Profile Headline:
Wine me, dine me, sixty-nine me.
Last Login:
3 weeks ago
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About Me
Username:
launcelot69
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Green
Weight:
300 pounds
Height:
67 inches
Age:
32
City:
Northern NY
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Moderate
Drugs:
Occasionally
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Work
School:
RIT
Favorite Food:
Melon
Pets:
None (cat-person)
Automobile:
It's got a fiberglass air-cooled engine and it runs on water, man!
About Me:
Misanthropic humanist with a warm heart and a dark sense of humour. Homebody with a wandering spirit. Also, ale.
Tags:
Asshole, Beard, Asshole, Fat, Asshole, Lazy, Asshole, Sarcastic, Asshole
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Ex nihilo nihil fit.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Water, food, air, sleep, sex.
Favorite Books:
Brave New World - Aldous Huxley, The Dark Tower series - Steven King, Catch-22 - Joseph Heller, For Whom the Bell Tolls - Ernest Hemingway
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Cooking, reading, building 3D models of houses, painting miniatures, board games, Dungeons & Dragons.
Favorite Songs:
War Pigs - Black Sabbath, Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull, Limelight - Rush, Tommy the Cat - Primus, Lady in Black - Uriah Heep, The Only - Static-X
Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, The Truman Show, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Reservoir Dogs, Brazil
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Went on a month long, around the globe sex tour.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In bed.
Hobbies:
Dungeons & Dragons, bass guitar, 3D modeling
Talents:
Not dying, killing spiders, locking myself out of cars.
Perfect Mate:
A woman with whom I share mutual trust, respect, humour and great sex.
Perfect Date:
Picnic in the park, long walk through the trees, love under the stars.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: dark sense of humor, lacy lingerie, BDSM, women with short hair.
Turn offs: tobacco smokers, fashion followers, facial piercings, long fingernails.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm warm and cuddly, and I have a beard.
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aprilkitt
you're the best 
launcelot69
This guy is an asshole.