Meaning of Life:
there aint no meaning to life.You live,you die.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Air Water Food Dope Toilet paper
Favorite Books:
Blues Bible
What I Like To Do For Fun:
laugh my ass off in the Lounge
Favorite Songs:
SRV/Clapton/Hag/Stills Blues/outlawcountry/rock and roll
Favorite Movies:
Who Ran Away With the Rubbers
Blazing Saddles
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Scooped shit out of cuckoo clocks
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
40fathoms beneath the sea
Hobbies:
flinging camel turds
Talents:
Able to masturbate without using my hands or feet
Perfect Mate:
zoe
Perfect Date:
large breasted,longlegged,sweet pussied,blowjob giving,jizzswallowing,ball rubbing,lightskinned,pinknippled,toothless,crosseyed slut.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Luv sexy bitches hate snivllers
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Only Fun