Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
DONT DO SHIT YOU HATE....PUNCH AT LEAST ONE HORRID PERSON BEFORE CROAKING, AND DONT SETTTLE FOR SHITTY MEN WHO CANT FUCK.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sex Music Sarcasm Time Alone My Amazing MaleSub
Favorite Books:
PORN
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Shoot Clays, Your mom, Hunting, Fishing, Gardening, Painting, Seeing how long he can eat pussy before running out of air
Favorite Songs:
SOUNDTRACK TO PORN
Favorite Movies:
PORN
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Got Married. That shit is crazy. Marraige was made for Divorce.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'm going to treat this section as a wish list... soo....I'd be meeting King Jaffee and cleaning the royal penis that belongeth to Prince Akeem....then I'll be "Cumming to America"....(if you dont get it then your taste in classic movies sucks worse than a 16 year old prom date),,, I'd like a unicorn and a chxn carbonara sandwich from Quiznos if you happen to think of me outside of masterbating online.... If not... then...I'll happily accept cash, check, gift cards, first born, or whatever you find fit to give to a guttermouth Marine. She's surprisingly kind hearted for a fucking DevilDog... PS... also, seeing that this IS a WISH LIST, i wish there were less fucktards, judgemental, self serving, greedy, sex shaming hypocrites on our floating orb hurdling thru space that we call Earth. Why the fuck can a person living in the jungle understand that we, (as in us humans), are all of the same species here on our planet..Yet,those in control are killing our own race.... the human race... How is it the highly educated politicians in control covet greed before basic human rights? Fucktards. Fucktards everywhere.... Sooooo..Yeeeeaaahhh....if you could go ahead and 86 those bitches that would be greaaaattt.... and while I'm thinking of it..... Yeaaahhhh, if you could go ahead and get me those TPS reports by Mooonnndaaayy.... that would be greeeeaaattt. Keep it classy bitches. Better yet, keep it real. Love, Nikki
Hobbies:
CHURCH
Talents:
WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR HOLDING WORLD RECORDS
Perfect Mate:
ONE WITH A VASCECTOMY
Perfect Date:
MEN DONT TAKE WOMEN ON DATES THEREFORE THIS IS A TRICK QUESTION... SO I THINK SINCE I KNEW THAT I SHOULD RECEIVE FULL POINTSFOR SAID QUESTION
Turn Ons/Offs:
NOT BEING A DOUCHEBAG
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Ehhhh... I dont suggest this whatsoever. Bad Idea Bro.