Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets - Andy Worhol
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sun, Laughter, Orgasms, Cheese, Travel....and, Missed Matching Socks.
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter, A Farewell to Arms, Little House in the Big Woods, The Lottery Winner, Scarlet Letter, Gone With the Wind,
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Beach Parties, Beach Sports, Joy Ridin' in the Jeep, Hiking with my Mutts, Swinger Parties, Pillow Humping, Exercise, College Football and Cold Beer, Travel and Eating!
Favorite Songs:
Rebelution, The Damn Quails, Shenandoah, Sublime, Pepper, Doug Supernaw, Shovels and Rope, Lincoln Durham, George Strait, Ace of Base, 90s R&B, 80s Dance Music
Favorite Movies:
Dumb & Dumber, Stepbrothers, Wanderlust, Donnie Darko, The Interview, The LEGO Movie, Iron Man, Ocean's 11, V for Vendetta, Top Gun, No Country for Old Men, Tommy Boy, Talladega Nights, Secretary, Harry Potter, Transformers
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Masturbated next to a stranger on the night bus heading to the Island of Koh Toa in Thailand...he never knew any different.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right here...once in a while you get shone the light in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
Hobbies:
Sunning on the beach, cooking, canning, gardening, hiking, swinging, dancing
Talents:
Massage Therapy, Southern Beach Mixology, Blowies...want to know more? Let's chat in a Private Message or on Skype :)
Perfect Mate:
Smack my ass and pull my hair...is that too much to ask?
Perfect Date:
Give me some sun, sand, cold beer, dancing, college football, live music, yummy food and maybe some second base action and I'm a happy woman!
Turn Ons/Offs:
ONs - Sense of Humor, Generosity, Confidence, Wit, Humility, Fitness and Flirty Fun Conversation,
OFFs - Closed Mind, Arrogance, Bad Breath, Materialistic, Apathy, Laziness
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am here to enhance the quality of my life AND yours...what makes you smile? I also tell great stories...mainly when I'm naked ;)