Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Dont Blink :) Have fun :) Laugh A LOT :) and never hold in a fart for to long.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Cell phone, chapstick, IPOD, Good food, and cum stained panties.
Favorite Books:
The Bible, The twilight series, The Harry Potter Series, The BFG, Holes, He's just not that into you, Be honest you're not that into him either.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I wait for elementary to school kids to walk by and then I trip them.
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies:
Interview with an Assassin,Natural Born Killers, Sin City, Tank Girl, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Chicago, Juno, Elvira: Mistress of the Dark, Clockwork Orange, Black Snake Moan, Memento, Corrina Corrina, Camile, Domino, V for Vendetta etc etc
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Have sex in a bed of a pick up in route? Have a threesome in a tattoo shop bathroom? I dont know, you pick.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
It would be there with you...stroking you off :)or in front of my TV watching reruns of Beverly Hills 90210 accompanied by a bag of cheese puffs.
Hobbies:
Singing, Painting, Reading, Camming, Trying new foods (favorite is Persian! YUM!), Sculpting, Dancing, Photography, Gaming, Texting, and most importantly, making people laugh.
Talents:
I can blow smoke rings...I can blow just about anything, I can beat anyone at call of duty (any of them), I can make you smile, and I can out eat anyone.
Perfect Mate:
Sense of Humor, nice build, sensitive but also knows how to stick up for himself, chiselled chests and big guts I like them ALL!
Perfect Date:
In a black van with extremely tinted windows and two men constantly asking me if I want a lolly.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons- laughter or the ability to make me smile, empathy, boldness, complimentative (Lord I hope that is a word), strong.
Turn offs-your mom.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Give me one good reason why you shouldn't.