Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
You're born against your Will, you're forced to live because suicide hurts and you becum bitter. Money makes the world spin and without it the Gorgeous Girls ignore you as if you're from the sewer (very Rare and Special Exceptions), then you age and die before you're returned to the Abyss from which your soul/essence/spirit was torn and you have a Cessation of Existence which finally releases accumulated mortal pain and agony.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Masturbation, food and soda, water, porn, electricity and associated property powered by it.
Favorite Books:
Used to read butt don't any more. DragonLance, Piers Anthony Xanth series, Pern sci-fi collectcollection about Dragons. Goosebumps, Shannara: Song of, Sword of, Elfsong of. Too many to count.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Masturbate, look at naked Gorgeous Angels, destroy life forms that enter my house against my permission i.e, flies bugs spiders (ppl don't want to enter my house). Play video games, watch Anime and Hentai.
Favorite Songs:
Wilson Phillips, Suzy Bogguss-Letting Go, Outbound Plane, Deanna Carter-Strawberry Wine, Trisha Yearwood-She's in Love with The Boy, The Cranberries, The Corrs-Angel, The Gogo's-We Got the Beat, Vacation, Til Tuesday-Voices Carry,
Favorite Movies:
Jaws, Chucky, Final Destination, Tremors, House of a 1000 Corpses and Devil's Rejects. 100s of ppl are murdered killed and otherwise destroyed...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
No clue idc enough to think about my past
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
You're not privileged enough to be made aware...
Hobbies:
Gorgeous Cam Angel Gazing, Masturbating, playing video games watching lesbian porn and other fun things
Talents:
Hahaha: wouldn't You like to know...
Perfect Mate:
A Gorgeous Girl I can hold lick suck finger and shave. Gentle and understanding, other attributes to be shared with Her and screw you...
Perfect Date:
To be determined
Turn Ons/Offs:
Idiocy, stupidity, loser humans, males in general...
Gorgeous Girls that are patient and understanding. Willing to show me my idea of Paradise for a reasonable exchange of paper or plastic.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
If I decide you're not a stupid ba***** **** ****** *** ****** mother **** *** hole, I can be friendly, charming and I'm told quite funny and amusing. Otherwise go f yourself, I have my own issues I don't need your stupidity causing any more.