Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food, Water, Air, Electricity, and my Vibrator.
Favorite Books:
Great Expectations... Just kidding. Hitch Hikers Guild to The Galaxy. My latest read, "Hey Whippie, Squeeze This!" It's a really great book about the advertising industry.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like to take my lizard for walks, though he just tends to sit there. Swimming, shopping, and gaming.
Favorite Songs:
My favorite song of all time if Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order. I will literally stop what I'm doing and dance to it. It has happened while I was waiting tables. Surprisingly my tip went up.
My go to karaoke song is Tubthumping by Chumbawamba.
I'm a super fan girl for Fall Out Boy, I have been since I was in junior high. I listen to a lot of indie music, and almost every song is my favorite song.
Favorite Movies:
Hitch Hikers Guild to The Galaxy, The Labyrinth (the one that features David Bowie's penis), and almost every Alien movie.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Cocaine.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The Avengers Headquarters.
Hobbies:
I like to do anything creative. I like to paint and make crafts but my favorite thing to do is get lost in Skyrim or play Pokemon.
Talents:
I wouldn't call it a talent more so than it is a "party trick" but I'm an amazing dancer, and a better lyrical dancer.
I don't like to dance seriously because it makes me feel awkward. So I dance lyrically. Usually I'll grab a prop or something.
Perfect Mate:
Muscular man who is sexy, but just a nerdy as me. I also love a man that is covered in tattoo's and has a love for animals.
Or
A woman that is only a little complicated, low maintenance, but always looks beautiful. Sweet, and has huge tits.
Or a combination of both. A really sexy woman with a penis... Let's be real, that's a man with boobs. But I would do it.
Perfect Date:
We get hammered, dance in the street, I tear my tights when I bust my ass because I can't walk in my stupid heels, then we make out behind a dumpster.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Offs: When a man only cares about one thing, like his frat. Also people that are really judgmental of others. Especially for something they can't control, like being gay.
Turn Ons: Hot guys with baby animals.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because honestly I'm fucking hilarious, and I'm a real person. Like super real.