Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
iPhone, Laptop, Dogs, Yoga, Love, my collection of authentic Waifu pillows.
Favorite Books:
Hard to pick, here are recent ones I've liked:
Kitchen Confidential - Bourdain, Anthony
Green Smoothie Revolution - Boutenko, Victoria
Quiet - Cain, Susan
Ender's Game - Card, Orson Scott
Steve Jobs - Isaacson, Walter
Mountains Beyond Mountains - Kidder, Tracy
Hell Bent - Lorr, Benjamin
Born to Run - McDougall, Christopher
Elon Musk - Vance, Ashlee
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Cooking, Shopping, Dog Walking, Dancing, Fun with the Label Maker, Yoga, Camping, Sailing, Snowboarding, Photography, Art, Used Panties, FedDom, Boating, Modeling, Writing, Reading, AudioBooks, Talking to Strangers, Fire Spinning (Poi), Hula Hoops, Slackline, Hiking, Pinics, Potlucks, Afternoon Tea, Drum Circles, I GOT LOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT ENOUGH TIME IN THE DAY TO PLAY!!!!!
Favorite Songs:
What DONT I like? Any sort of angry music.
I like chill, romantic, beautiful, whimsical, groovy, funky, thumping' bumping' bass heav hip hoppin' korean beats,
You request it I'll dance to it. Even Gregorian Chants and hot Didgeridoo tunes,
Favorite Movies:
Lucy, Fifth Element, Inception, Se7en, Requiem For a Dream, X-Men (ALL OF IT), Indiana Jones, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Witches, Matilda, Pans Labyrinth, TankGirl, Interview With the Vampire, Apocalypse Now, Amadeus, The Gamer, Hunger Games, The Craft, Jumper, Let the Right One In, Whiplash, O Brother Where Art Tho, Terminator, Boyhood, The Hurt Locker, Scar Face, Boondock Saints, Face Off, The Rock, Men in Black I, Independence Day, I am Number 4, Harry Potter, Divergent, Pink Flamingos, 40 Days of Night, Day Walker, Bad Santa, The Hangover, Annie Hall, Bridesmaids, most of James Bond, Taken!!!!, Borne Identity, Wanted, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, Hackers, Kill Bill, Pulp Fiction, Avatar, Gattaca, Ocean's 11, Italian Job, Fast and Furious, Batman (all of them), Star Wars, Europa Report, The Martian, Interstellar, AI, Cloud Atlas, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dracula, Dredd, The Hobbit, The East, Guardians of the Galaxy, Splice,Iron Man, The Lost Boys, Machete, Piranha 3D, How to Train Your Dragon, Ghostbusters, Princess Bride, It Follows, Mad Max, American Psycho, The Lego Movie, Clockwork Orange, A Girl Walks Home Alone at Night, Girl with Dragon Tattoo, Star Trek, Full Metal Jacket, Nightcrawler, Dallas Buyer's Club, Priscilia Queen of the Desert, Truman Show, Speed, Carrie, Jurassic Park, Le Femme Nikita, Ex Machina, The Cabin in the Woods, The Avengers, The Departed, Live Die Repeat, Zombieland, World War Z, Timecrimes, Let Me In, Easy Rider, House of Flying Daggers, IP Man, 28 days Later, the Exorcist,Robot and Frank, The Conjuring, Battle Royale, The Great Yokai War, Hellboy, Predestination, Paranormal Activity Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, Harold and Maude, Haywire, The Road, Fuck There's always more.. I'll come back to this later. These are a few movies I wouldn't mind watching again.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Depends on your definition of "crazy." I have a few stories. One time I got fucked up, put on a dress I wore to my best friend's sister's wedding and broke in, barefoot, to a very large urban cemetery, ran around, called a couple police "friends" asking about their mortgage plans until the cemetery guards spotted me and chased me in their car. I asked my cop friends if they could call off the chase but to no avail. I frog leaped from tomb stone to tomb stone since they couldn't drive on the grass, I had field advantage. The cemetery cops gave up after what seemed like forever to which I found myself extremely dehydrated aftwards. I thought myself invincible (since I successfully ran barefoot in a dress from the cops). I tested that superman mode by drinking the water in the cemetery pond and came to my senses, ran back to my apartment across the street and thought it prudent to capture this wild experience by making "art". I downed more hard liquor to "balance" out the other "medication" and found myself covered in neon green paint the next morning but not after pulling out a handful of my own hair and went to hot yoga 12 hours later to detox. Dress was ruined and my scalp was sore for days after that. This is one of the reasons why I don't drink anymore. Hopefully my liver's still in tact. Phew.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right here.
Hobbies:
Redundant to "What I like to do for fun"
Talents:
Flexible. Make you laugh n cum at the SAME time. Chef extraordinaire. OCD clean, hyper, nonstop, shouldn't be here but do it anyway because i'm an exhibitionist, stripper,
Ask me about stripper stories.
Perfect Mate:
Genius Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist. He probably doesn't exist. Hey you aim for the stars and land on the moon....or end up owning many pets. I'm okay with that. That's why I'm here.
Perfect Date:
Take a private jet to the Grand Prix in Monaco with a 3 hour inflight full body deep tissue therapeutic massage .. See a few very fast and expensive cars crash. Then hop on 100ft yacht around the Mediterranean with strippers and stand-up comedians. Diplo on DJing live. Wave hello to the neighbor boats- most likely Leonardo DiCaprio and his horde of models. Get off in Morocco to shop for some Persian rugs. Eat all sorts of exotic fruits flown in from Southeast Asia.. oh and did I mention staying at theme camp near the Esplanade at Burningman Thursday-Sunday?
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Being spoiled.
Turn offs No Money No Honey.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm one-of-a-kind modern day Renaissance woman!