Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Tamales, Sausage (andouille/Boudin), Whiskey, Music, Everyone I love
Favorite Books:
Brave New World, Heaven and Hell, Bad Monkeys
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Fuck, Fish, Snow Board, Dance
Favorite Songs:
Grateful Dead, Metallica, Slayer, Tesla, Aerosmith, Black Sabbath, Sublime, Desmond Dekker, Iris Dement, John Prine, Johnny Cash.
Favorite Movies:
Children of Men, Running with Scissors, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, anything Adam Sandler!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once fisted a guy in the ass, it was priceless.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right here in my home.
Hobbies:
Playing with myself, Fucking, Sucking, going on long walks to the bank.
Talents:
Cooking, hand jobs, telling jokes.
Perfect Mate:
Applications always accepted. Offer pending....
Perfect Date:
A day on the golf course with a perfect 8oz steak, medium rare, a pinot noir to sip followed by dessert off of your penis.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Personality/lack there of.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a warm, loving person with a big heart who also happens to be the sexiest person you have ever got to know. I will make you feel special just because you are. I like making people smile... And cum!