Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
it has no meaning.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
food, water, drugs, sex and oxygen.
Favorite Books:
Comics
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Troll the internet
Favorite Songs:
Sousa band funeral marches
Favorite Movies:
Comedies
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I don't do crazy. Unless i don't take my meds.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Din Tai Fung, Taiwan.
Hobbies:
watching porn and spanking monkeys
Talents:
i can lick my own eyebrows
Perfect Mate:
something with a Chevy 454 big block under the hood.
Perfect Date:
A drunken night out near a campfire.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Going 200+km/h / my ex-wife!!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Your curiousity