Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Completion of goals
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. my computer
2. my external hard drives
3. my wallet
4. my penis
5. my imagination
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Pretend I'm rich.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
When you fall asleep naked in a room full of 7 drunk people, shenanigans will take place.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The Sea of Cortez
Perfect Date:
A seance where the ghost of Marquis de Sade is resurrected.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: French Toast and lakes
Turn offs: Cheerios and chopping wood
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm Satan's best friend.