Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Get drunk, ruin ya life, have fun, hoe around the town, get loads of dogs.. I think that's pretty much it right?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Car
Phone
Food
Dogs
Mamma Mia
Favorite Books:
Jenna Jameson - How to make love like a pornstar. What a woman she is.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Walk the dogs, have naps, drink cocktails, go out for food
Favorite Songs:
Huge metal and glam rock fan, but I do enjoy a bot of Bieber and JME.
Favorite Movies:
Lion King
The Kidulthood saga
Rock of Ages
Mamma Mia
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
God damn erm, probably when I got far too drunk and managed to delay a train service for 40 minutes. Maybe? I dunno.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If I could be anywhere right now, it would have to be somewhere warm and sunny, on a beach, sipping cocktails. Living the life.
Hobbies:
I like to paint and design things, and obviously I love long walks in the peaks.
Talents:
Is being a fucking legend a talent?
Perfect Mate:
Funny, tattooed, long hair, maybe a nice beard.
Thinking a bit like Brock 'O Hurn.. okay a lot like him actually..
Perfect Date:
Okay I'd lie to say something classy and like a date but whenever I go on dates, I just seem to end up drinking far too much and convincing whoever I'm on a date with to go out and get drunk with me.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons.. I don't really have massive turn ons. If I'm turned on, I'm turned on.
However turn off's, damn, okay so, bad teeth, bad sense of humour and the whole "call me daddy" thing.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm pretty much one of a kind, I never stop chatting shit, I'm pretty fucking hilarious if I do say so myself, 10/10 would recommend myself to everyone.