Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Anything written by Hunter S. Thompson and Charles Bukowski
Favorite Songs:
The Eagles of Death Metal
Indie
Hippie Music from 60s and 70s
Rap
Lana Del Rey
Favorite Movies:
Anchorman
Zoolander
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
The Big Lebowski
Deadpool
Anything created by Quentin Tarantino
Hobbies:
Making people cum
Deep thots
Intellectual Stimulation
Telling rad dad jokes
Discussing the complexities of life and the universe
Staying healthy (mind+body+soul= happiness)
Talents:
Making YOU cum
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im a rare creature with charm, beauty, sass, and ass. Basically, a human unicorn. Does that make me a centaur with a horn? Id rather not ponder this