Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
What?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Internet (Tumblr is my jam)
My Cellphone (More of a bottle opener than an actual phone but it gets the job done)
Lingerie (It's so purrrty)
Sunglasses (I'm pretty much a vampire when it comes to daylight)
My housewife/flatmate that brings me coffee and cookies. She's the cutest!
Favorite Books:
What is this "Book" you speak of?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Drinking and teasing the hell out of you fuckers.
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Favorite Songs:
Hakuna Matata
Favorite Movies:
Disney, Disney and more Disney.
Have you fucking seen the Lion King 2?!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Quit my career in Payroll and flew to New Caledonia on a 3 month contract as a stripper. Either that or being brave enough to eat my own cooking, It's pretty close.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be sipping cocktails on a beach in the Bahamas pretending to be some classy motherfucker from Europe.
Hobbies:
Red red wiiiinnneee. Stay close to meeee. Make me forget that I
Still need her sooo
Also a bit Gin ...
Talents:
I have a lot of useless Talents like crossing one eye or moving my ears.
Perfect Mate:
The one that brings the drinks in a flask to lazer tag. Oh shit, that's me.
Perfect Date:
Anywhere there's beer and Nachos ... potentially pills and a sombrero.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: A sense of humour, being funny makes you more attractive.
Muscles
Money
Tattoos
Generosity
Spontaneity
and weirdly turning you on turns me on.
Turn Offs:
Arrogance
Ignorance
Bad manners
Being judgemental
Bad breath/hygiene
Being controlling
A bad attitude
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Cause I'm hella cute, funny, filled with useless talent and will soon be able to get my foot behind my ear. Stay tuned.