Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42, or 420, depending on whether you're in a medical state.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
a computer, attention, cock, my teddy bear Roger, camping tent
Favorite Books:
anything by Poppy Z. Brite, or most major pornstar biographies, my first edition Tennyson passed down for 3 generations, Christopher Moore books
What I Like To Do For Fun:
get naked for money, and cater to crazy fetishes. What kind, you ask? Scuba fetish, foot fetish, anal, pedal pumping, balloon fetish, inflation fetish, DP, object insertion, ballet fetish, underwater fetish, pillow popping, cock ball torture, bondage, domination, messy fetish, panty fetish... I could go on forever. I also sell everything known to man (My used panties, used clothes and lingerie, home cooked food, trash for slaves, sissy packages, autographed photos, dinner dates, used condoms, website memberships & more.
Favorite Songs:
Pink Floyd, Placebo, Beatles, Imogen Heap, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Zero7, Dropkick Murphys, Flogging Molly, Eve6, Stabbing Westward (still not a goth kid), Three Days Grace, Sublime, Bob Marley, Decemberists, Snoop Dog, Eminem, Everlast, Incubus, & Johnny Cash. Eclectic, isn't it?
Favorite Movies:
Moulin Rouge, Across the Universe, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Up, Princess Bride, Iron Man, Interview with the Vampire, Vampire Lestat (I swear i'm not a cheesy goth kid anymore!), Amelie, Monty Python & the Holy Grail, Singin in the Rain, Princess Mononoke, Wizard of Oz, How to Train Your Dragon, Monsters inc
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
had sex in the back of a moving truck while it was on the road, in pitch darkness in the middle of summertime. All we could see is his glow in the dark tongue ring while we fucked and sweated all over the couch in the back. Yes, really. I'm also used to live with a couple I dated and shot porn with- 30J Audra and her nerdy long haired hippie hubby Dillon. Or perhaps you'd like to hear about the times I blackmail fetished a cop, a doctor, and a lawyer? :P
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be in True Private with you! While on a cruise in the Caribbean... while soaking in a hot tub. Make that happen and you'll be My new favorite.
Hobbies:
Getting naked on cam for $$, Dominating little piggy men, catering to wacky obscure fetishes, sewing poorly, historical fashion, various forms of nerddom, smoking and growing beautiful organic fresh Oregon medical marijuana (though that's a lot harder to find now that I've moved to Texas).
Talents:
I'm well known as a ruthless Dominatrix and fetish queen. I'm also known for not putting up with bullshit, so easy on the requests, boys. I play by MY rules, regardless of anything else. Some days I just sit there, look pretty and answer questions, other days I parade around like a Romanian studio girl who's trying to earn bus fare. It completely varies, but I promise your input won't make any difference on that, so don't be pushy unless you're tipping. I really, really passionately hate smallchat. For serious. Please don't ask Me how I am. UGH!
Perfect Mate:
The application process is fierce, as I'm very confident, experienced and picky, as well as polyandrous. I have a weakness for local skinny long haired metal dude or viking types, as well as the androgynous.
Perfect Date:
A 50's style picnic followed by a surprise orgy of my boyfriends or ex's, followed by an IMAX action movie, followed by some Left4Dead 2 (console). I'd like to receive a footrub while giving a blowjob too, but that's just a bonus.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Moochers, wankers, broke people, hard plastic seats, morons that enter a clearly BBW girl's chatroom just to make fat jokes, as if somehow a troll's opinion on teh intarwebs is respected or original.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
because everyone else in the webcam industry has heard about CamGirlKitten, why haven't you? I'm 2012 BBWFanFest's Fetish Site of the Year nominee, June 2012's Big Butt Magazine 11 page spread, trainer of newbs, full gender transformation consultant, Financial Dominatrix, hentai princess, succubus, troublemaker, nerd & vixen distraction.
Come join my cult! ^_^