Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There isn't one
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Water, oxygen, food, clothes, and good dick
Favorite Books:
James Patterson's books.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Eat
Favorite Songs:
Snow Tha Product and Kimya Dawson
Favorite Movies:
Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, and anything starring Michael Cera.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Stole a car
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
The Devil's Courthouse
Hobbies:
Watching lesbian porn and sucking my boyfriend's cock
Talents:
Blowjobs, writing, and terrible puns.
Perfect Mate:
Funny with a fuck you up attitude
Perfect Date:
Mexican food
Turn Ons/Offs:
Softies