Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Love.
Ecstatic Joy
Adventure.
Fun.
Sensual Experiences.
Good, good Lovin'.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) Mind-blowing bed situation. I need the fancy sheets, the perfect mattress, fluffy pillows. The Ultimate sleep/love cave.
2) Laughing that puts me in danger of lizzing.
3) Long, Boozy, Bubble Baths
4) Rainy Days (this is not a joke). Favorite thing on earth.
5) My lemon squeezer
6) Fizzy Water
7) The French Quarter
8) Math Classes
Favorite Books:
Snow Crash, Lolita, Anais Nin, Stranger in a Strange Land, Song of Ice and Fire, The Unbearable Lightness of Being, Historical Non-fiction, Outdoor Survival, Story of O, L. Cohen, Erotic Literature.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Dress up. I love to dress up in costumes. Honestly, that's the only reason I go to parties because I'm otherwise a hermit.
I like to play outdoors, nerding out with computers, as I've mentioned I love beautiful meals and cooking (food and fine boozes is a major hobby), and my life otherwise revolves around art and sex and spirituality. WE WANT THE FINEST WINES AVAILABLE TO HUMANITY!
Favorite Songs:
Tom Waits, Sinatra/Rat Pack, Blues, Oldies, Electronic/Ambient- I looooooove music! I love it all.
Favorite Movies:
The Thin Man (William Powell), Young Frankenstein, The Jerk, Film Classics, Star Trek (all), Ghost in the Shell, Star Wars, Withnail & I, Hero, Lost in Translation, A Fish Called Wanda, Bladerunner, Hi Fidelity, Secretary, In The Mood for Love, Pretty much anything Ennio Morricone did the soundtrack for, Magnificent Seven, Cleopatra, Bullit, Night of Cabiria, Wings of Desire, Best in Show, The Lover, Crouching Tiger, Wes Anderson, Wong Kar Wai, Vampires, Anything that makes me laugh (it doesn't take much).
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Semper Paratus!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Goggled into the Metaverse or Enjoying a fine cigar in a leather chair with a fascinating gentleman, Flirting with a beautiful woman, or jumping on the bed in bunny ears with you on cam.
Hobbies:
Cooking/Baking, Fine Dining, Beauty, Permaculture, Gardening, Fancy Underwear Shopping, Survival Camping, Costume-wearing, Traveling, Sewing, Knife-Collecting, Ninjutsu, California Reds, Shamanism, Witty Banter, Studying Courtesans of Old, Wine, Single-Malt, Muscle Cars
Talents:
Satisfying Hungry Men with Culinary Delights, Cracking Jokes, Smiling, Oil Painting.
Perfect Mate:
Perfect MATES.
Perfect Date:
It definitely involves food and drink at several intervals, lots of deliciousness, awesome conversation, maybe outdoor playtime (fly fishing? Kayaking? Dirt bikes?), Black Jack at the Venetian, adult beverages by the pool, seductive looks, cultural immersion, teach me something, Seduce me, fancy underpants shopping, massages, laughing till I cry, catch a movie, making out, wandering hands, wild desire. Cupcakes.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Skill (of any kind. Seriously), Humor/Wit, Grammar, Confidence, Laid-Backness, Bosses, Sirs, Well Timed Sarcasm, Playfulness, Science, Open-mindedness, Nice Hands, Big Shoulders, Big Hearts, Carharts, Tweed, Glasses, Hot Nerds, Crows feet, Beautiful Smiles, Long Legs on Ladies, Old-School Gangster Cool, Button Downs, Being articulate, Lovers of Women, Triple Word Score Words, Oh, and I really love watching men shave their faces. Yep. SOOOO HOT.
Turn Offs: Prudishness, Judgement, Haggling in inappropriate places, Cheapness, Chewing with your mouth open, Meanness.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
This is weird. I don't know. Novelty factor? Boobs? Love you long time? How about because I really enjoy getting to know YOU.