Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42, if you listen to Douglas Adams
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
glasses, music, my pillow, something to get my hands dirty with, snacks
Favorite Books:
lots! I've usually got my nose in a cheesy sci-fi/fantasy paperback, or ogling erotica online. some of my erotica is published as well, ask for details.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Searching for a girlfriend who puts out and won't turn into a crazybitchmonster. :[
Favorite Songs:
Almost Everything, except country and emo/screamo. strong leanings to metal & industrial, and dancey darkwave-ish shit, classic rock & oldies, underground rap&hiphop (but not a lot of radio top40 BS) random local bands and occasionally angry ex-gf/lesbian-with-guitar/piano. I have 80+ gigs of music
Favorite Movies:
Me and You and Everyone We Know, Ferngully, Being John Malkovich, Yellow Submarine, Blade, But I'm a Cheerleader, Kids, Pulp Fiction, Trainspotting, Pan's Labyrinth, Muppet Treasure Island, Novocaine, the Dark Crystal, the Crow, Wayne's World, old Marx Brothers movies like Duck Soup, LOTS MORE! internet porn.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
ha. haha.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Jurassic Park! Wait, that doesn't really exist, shit. Thailand, Cape Cod, South America, some place warm! Chicago winters make me pout. Underwater, in the air, swimming, flying, floating, everywhere!
Hobbies:
Running around in my almost underpants on my local Rocky Horror cast 2x a month+, polyamory, kink, bdsm, rope, corsetry, piercing, tattoos, sleep, getting crafty, making artsy things, dancing, reading, body art, cooking,
Talents:
you could definitely call me a crafty lady ^_-
Perfect Mate:
cute, nerdy, non-jealous folks with a penchant for devious dinosaur-obsessed glamazons.
Perfect Date:
Thrifting at the local bin, gluing googly eyes to random objects around Chicago neighborhoods I haven't explored yet, getting tasty snacks (either at a nice place, or just tamales off a street cart), toking, going out to a show, staying in to watch movies. Whatever's clever, ya' know?
Turn Ons/Offs:
I like smart people. physically, I tend towards tall skinny boys, and short girls with a phat ass (I love the booty). Glasses make me go weak in the knees, & a sense of humor a must!
I don't like jerks, neo-conservatives, or racist/homophobic idiots. I can be a bit of a grammar nazi, but I don't care much about capitalization.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I know I'm not everyone's favorite flavor, but I think I'm cute, smart, & funny. I specialize in bad/lame/disgusting/awkward humor (& sometimes awful puns). Being silly and laughing a lot is important to me.