Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Question everything.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Probably my phone, music, sarcasm, funny shit, and human interaction.
Favorite Books:
I'll read anything by Chuck Palahniuk!
Favorite Songs:
All things "Alternative". I'm big into my music and an avid concert goer.
Here is a list for you:
City And Colour, Rise Against, Jimmy Eat World, Sleeping With Sirens, Brand New, Anberlin, The Used (first album), Sleater-Kinney, Breaking Benjamin, Leslie Hall, Something Corporate, Skrillex, Death Cab For Cutie, The XX, Le Tigre, Chevelle, Goldfinger, Say Anything, Cat Power, and Taking Back Sunday to name a few!
Favorite Movies:
I'm a comedy person. I prefer anything that makes me laugh. If Bill Murray, Chris Farley, Melissa McCarthy, or basically anyone from SNL is in it...I'm watching it!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Probably inside a doll house. Wouldn't that be cool as shit? To be able to shrink all tiny and play with tiny doll house things! You could live off of one piece of cereal for like 5 months. But it would probably go stale by then..
Hobbies:
I am a creator. My favorite thing to draw are, of course, women. I have been drawing women since I was a kid. -Used to get in trouble for it... ;)
I draw, I paint, I will make anything out of anything. I have my own business where I make and sell my art work.
Of course I also like to be social and hang out with my friends. I like a good drink, my favorite is Southern Comfort.
Talents:
Being a sarcastic fuck.
Perfect Mate:
My perfect mate would be someone I could have fun with. Someone who I could fuck with and they give it right back. I love sarcasm, especially people who catch my sarcasm and throw it right back. You have to be quick.
I like a good conversation. Someone who has their own opinions while being open-minded enough to hear what other people have to say.
I'm not interested in anyone who thinks a woman's place is behind a man. I don't accept any disrespect. My awesome boobs don't make me any less of a person. ;)
Perfect Date:
Honestly drinking something good while having a killer conversation with someone and not wanting it to end.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
Confidence and pride in oneself, Self Care, Willingness to listen to all points of view without conforming, Respect of others and how they wish to live, Passion, You MUST have Passion for something! Caring for your children (I do not have kids but it it always great to see a parent properly raising their kids and not neglecting them into little assholes), Sarcasm and the ability to not take everything so fucking serious, just be nice for fucks sake.
Turn Offs:
Being a dick-wad, being rude to a woman (or anyone) based on their physical appearance, Assuming, constantly talking shit on people, treating your family like shit when they have been good to you, lazy asses, drug addicts (this does NOT include pot, pot is a wonderful thing with a bad rap), unmotivated people, people who don't trim their toe nails (fuckin gross), slobs, blatant racists, bible thumpers, homophobes, sexist men, people who are constantly negative, you know...stuff like that.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a weirdo.