Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Just win, baby!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Protein powder, my computers, Star Trek, crypto, and most recently, exfoliant lotion.
Favorite Books:
The Templar Revelation, Heaven in a Chip, Lucid Dreaming: Gateway to the Inner Self, The Holographic Universe
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I bust my nut in dreamland.
Favorite Songs:
Recently rediscovered U2's "Discotheque." Been listening to it on repeat. Be nice.
Favorite Movies:
Howling 7...it's so bad, it's good.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
It was public, and it was naughty, that's all I'll say.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be in a Rick & Morty episode.
Hobbies:
I workout a lot, I contemplate reality, I hack reality. Occasionally predict the future. I also enjoy judging the curvature of female buttocks.
Talents:
I have the ability to control my dreams. Lots of flying, lots of trips to Mars, lots of sex with unbelievable hotties. I also recently had tea with Albert Einstein. After a bit of chit chat, he asked me to leave, calling me a 'solipsist.' How rude.
Perfect Mate:
I like 'em spicy.
Perfect Date:
One that takes place on the USS Enterprise, going warp 9 and giving no cosmic fucks.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I like booty. I'm turned off by seriousness, greed, and general assholiness.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm this close, THIS CLOSE to achieving world domination. So gawt dem close. Also, I make exquisite pina coladas.
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