Cocktzalcoatl
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Profile Headline:
Dont Fucking call me 'BB' or "Bae"
Last Login:
5 months ago
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About Me
Username:
Cocktzalcoatl
Gender:
Male
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
155 pounds
Height:
71 inches
Age:
50
City:
Atlantis
Country:
Canada
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Herb
Drink:
Occasional
Occupation/Major:
Lover. Nerd. Chef. Boss. Whore.
School:
Hard Knocks
Favorite Food:
Lox Tacos
Pets:
5 Chickens
Automobile:
Donkey
Tags:
Funky, clever, well endowed
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
What is the source of the sound of the one asking that question? When you find this source, the question ceases to exist.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Paradoxical concept.
Favorite Movies:
Orgasmo. In and Out of Africa. The Ninth Gate.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Here I am.
Talents:
Walking on a bowling ball. Letting my woman cum first.
Perfect Mate:
Everyone is perfect. I'm here to have stupid fun and nothing more..
Perfect Date:
Sex first. Then smoke weed and order pizza in bed. Rinse, repeat.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Don't call me 'BB' or 'BAE'
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm not boring.
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