Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Be nice to people and take care of the planet.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Water, air, food, sleep, and Katt Williams.
Favorite Books:
Curious George and the Man with the Yellow Hat.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I have fun no matter what I'm doing.
Favorite Songs:
Blues all day.
Favorite Movies:
Metropolis.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I don't know I really don't even keep track anymore.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On top of a mountain looking down at all the little people.
Hobbies:
Taking naps and DIY.
Talents:
Bird calls and blow jobs.
Perfect Mate:
The man version of myself lol, with a huge cock of course.
Perfect Date:
Spend the afternoon morel mushroom hunting, finding a ton, banging in the forest while I'm standing up against a tree and the bunnies and deer all get an eyeful. Getting caught in a huge thunderstorm, running to the car half naked with wet clothes and bags of mushrooms in hand, racing back to the swanky cabin, enjoying the morels with some steak, sweet potato, Pinot Noir, and some jazz music. Moseying out to the porch with the wine to watch the sunset in silence. Finishing the night off with a massage on the bear skin rug and some mind-blowing, seeing stars, I forgot my name, no one's ever been that deep inside me before sex, pass out, and I get the best sleep of my life.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Sex in public. Accents. Scruff. Big cock. Big hands. Dirty talk, kissing on my neck, a little force.
Turn offs: Being asked to go out for coffee sometime.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm fucking awesome.