Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life is fundamentally meaningless.. Have fun, do what you love, depend on yourself solely, and have tons of sex. :)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Sex
2. Sex
3. Sex
4. Sex
5. I should probably include water, an essential part of life itself.
( Also I cannot live without food, but you probably knew that because neither can you.)
Favorite Books:
Harry Potter, Stephen King books, Romance novel, John Green books. Give me book suggestions.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like everything I do in life to be fun. I am always seeking fun. I make everything fun, even garden shopping at Lowes. Sounds impossible, huh? Well, it's not. Because I am the mistress of fun. Life is fun and fun is life.
DISCLAIMER: If you are not a "fun" person, you will loathe being in my room.
Favorite Songs:
I don't like to limit myself to one certain genre. I love SO many different types of music.. Depends on lyrical talent and musical talent :) Anything from John Denver, to Taylor Swift, to Wu-Tang .
If you know these bands, you are cool:
*Beats Antique
*Die Antwood
*Porno for Pyros
*Nirvana
*Red Hot Chili Peppers
*In this Moment
*Amanda Palmer
*Handsome Boy Modeling School
*The Mars Volta
Favorite Movies:
Hedwig, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Grease, Natural Born Killers, Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, RICK AND MORTY and Adventure Time.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
ASK MEH
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Wherever you are is where you're supposed to be.
Hobbies:
Writing hit songs, writing heart sinking poetry, watching cartoons, playing Soul Calibur and Starship Troopers Pinball, Mario Carts and Super Smash Bros, Documentary Watching, Museum observing, hiking-swimming-camping, psychedelics, chilling, LEARNING.
Talents:
I'm fluent in sarcasm, pulling your leg, dominating weak males, bringing out the weak side of any male;) (Yes that is a challenge, sweetie). Taking your money, RULING SOUL CALIBUR, sleeping, dreaming, I think I can do a handstand. No that one is not a challenge.
I also sing, play the guitar and the violin, and write music. Ask me to sing for you. :) Or don't. I don't really care. But you probably should.
Perfect Mate:
Sugar daddy, submissive male servant, Jimi Hendrix.
Perfect Date:
Not really sure but there should probably be food, weed, wine, and sexual festivities involved.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn offs: Freeloaders
Turn ons: Engaging conversation.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I may or may not be the second coming of Jesus Christ.