Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Our thoughts become our reality?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Hemp oil-based lube. My massive ego. Snapchat filters. Spankings. Compliments.
Favorite Books:
I grew up on all the classic fantasy novels a 90s baby could ask for: HP, LOTR, etc etc..Anything with a mind-thriller plot or esoteric twist will catch my eye these days.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Watch porn on the public transit..
Favorite Songs:
E V E R Y T H I N G.
Favorite Movies:
I'm a lover of cult-classics and anything Quinton Tarantino. If it was written by Tina Fey or acted out by Will Ferral I've probably seen it too many times.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Turned on a tiny camera that lets total strangers into my bedroom to watch me be a bad little brat whenever I want.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In your mouth.
Hobbies:
Fond of hot-boxing my Netflix marathons. Cupcakes, my puppy, slack-lining, being a professional hot mess, failing at diets/yoga. Dad jokes.
Talents:
I'll cook the pants off you.
Perfect Mate:
Is waiting for me in the year 2035 when 3 women can legally marry..
Perfect Date:
Being tied and gang-banged by three massive sex gods.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Love: DDLG roleplaying, Light and moderate BDSM, Powerplays.
Not so much: body fluids, being bossed around without my permission.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm running out of vaguely witty and sexy things to write about in these blurbs.