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About Me

Username: DeezNeedsAmmo

Gender: Male

Body Type: Slim/Petite

Ethnicity: Caucasian

Hair: Brown

Eyes: Hazel

Weight: 140 pounds

Height: 67 inches

Age: 38

City: BFNE

Country: United States

Sexual Preference: Straight

Smoke: Heavy

Drink: Occasional

Drugs: Occasionally

Marital Status: Single

Occupation/Major: Tattoo Artist/Musician/Cam Model

School: Over and done.

Favorite Food: Bacon

Pets: My German Shepherd, Cerry and my Orange Tiger, Maxine.

Automobile: '13 Jetta Sportwagen

About Me: Don't ask me where I'm from. I live in the middle of nowhere and in a small, tight-knit community, so I will not tell you unless I have known you for a while and think you are worthy.
My dog speaks more German and Czech than I do, and doesn't really know much English.
I used to cam on a different site that apparently I am not allowed to mention despite the fact that this site forbids models with PENISES, currently awaiting validation at ANOTHER site I am apparently not allowed to talk about. Blah.
Anything else, ask me. I'm here, aren't I?
Link up with me on Twitter @DeezNeedsAmmo if you believe in life after love.

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Interests & Hobbies

Meaning of Life: Doing the best you can to be the best mammal you can possibly be.

Five Things I Can't Live Without: My dog and cat.
Bacon.
My sleeping bag.
A guitar.

Favorite Books: The ones with the pictures that move and people in them that talk and pretend to be other people and do stuff.

What I Like To Do For Fun: Guitar/drums, draw/paint, climb mountains, video games, shuck corn.

Favorite Songs: Progressive/experimental metal, hardcore, blues, jazz. Some bluegrass, alternative/indie. Just starting to get into electronica, but am very picky. Hate pop.

Favorite Movies: Memento, The Matrix Series, The Nines, The Jacket, to name a few. I have a soft spot for psychological thriller/horror movies and good indie flicks.

Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: A few: dog shock collar to the dick, jumped off the roof of my buddy's car going 40, stapled 5 business cards with the word OWNED spelled out on them to my lower back and kept them on for 15 minutes while working a cash register, stole my old college's food van and set it on fire. Hard to pick a craziest there. I've done some stupid shit.

If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: On the open road, summer. Barefoot, left foot out the window, right on the gas. Music blaring, singing and/or screaming along. No idea where I'll be headed or where I'm sleeping that night, just driving.

Hobbies: Drawing, hiking, video games, chatting with people on MFC when I'm told I should be masturbating.

Talents: Guitar, some accents/foreign languages, potent metabolism, inability to tolerate large quantities of alcohol (yes, that's a fucking talent, I save so much money), telekinesis, the ability to make Basics go Premium, rapid beard growth, breakfast feast catering.

Perfect Mate: A single, attractive, sane, human female. Preferably not a douche-bag.

Perfect Date: A short hike up to this waterfall that very few people know about near me. Picnic there. Then I cook my amazing Sweet and Sour Chicken. Dinner and a movie. Bang it out (not on first date though, unless you are Boo, Spwn or Seraph). gg.

Turn Ons/Offs: ONs: Intelligence, wit, sarcasm, humility. OFFs: Arrogance, superficiality, human-spider hybrids, short tempers, necromancers, if you can't or refuse to cook bacon, penises.

Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I am fucking awesome. I have cool stories. I can draw you and/or things that you want to have drawn. I will do weird things on cam for you, but sometimes (depending on weirdness) will be asked to be compensated. I seem to have some sort of AOE passive ability to make Basics go Premium, so even though I may be broke 90% of the time, I still help my girls get dem tokies.

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