Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"It's like, I don't care about nuthin' man..." -Afroman
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Netflix Netflix Netflix Netflix Taco Bell
Favorite Books:
The Complete Guide to Anal Sex for Men.
Favorite Songs:
Roar by Katy Perry. Kidding.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Left a bar without paying once, thought I was a total bad ass. Found out next day my friend paid the tab. NOH
Hobbies:
Burrito rolling.
Talents:
Playing the circus whistle.
Perfect Date:
order me a pizza, show pizza first - then you may come in.