DerpyZergling
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Where Normal Comes To Die
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Username:
DerpyZergling
CamScore:
1643
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Native American
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
98 pounds
Height:
64 inches
City:
Isla Sorna
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Occupation/Major:
Entreprenuer, Ass Shaker, Evil Genius
Favorite Food:
Chili, Salsa, and Sushi
Pets:
4 fish, 3 cats, 2 snakes, 1 bearded dragon, a hamster, and a partridge in a pear tree
Tags:
lesbians, blonde, redhead, inverted nipples, big clit, puffy nipples, gamer, shaved, young, funny, friendly, smart, anal, toys, sweet, intelligent, toys, girl next door, tight pussy, tattoos, big ass, naughty, kinky, wet, oil show, natural, fetish, BDSM, small tits, double penetration, open minded, sensual
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Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food
Water
Shelter
Air
Sarcasm
Favorite Books:
Anita Blake series, Merrie Gentry series, Guardians of Ga'Hoole, The Warrior Cats, Montmorency, Inheritance Series, Jurassic Park, My Side of the Mountain series, and a fuckload more.
I really like instructional, nonfiction and DIY books. Sexually, I recommend Urban Tantra by Barbara Carellas. It works well with all types of body types, backgrounds and sexual orientations. A must have. :)
Favorite Songs:
Combichrist, Nine Inch Nails, Glitch Mob, Puscifer, Trent Reznor, Nero, Jet, Queen, Caravan Palace, Deftones, Slipknot, RJD2, Portishead, Flesh Field, Stone Temple Pilots, Weezer, Celldweller, Disturbed, A Perfect Circle, Rob Zombie, Korn, Evanescence, Incubus, Godsmack, Gorillas, Massive Attack, Foo Fighters, Tool, Velvet Acid Christ, Mindless Self Indulgence, Muse, to name but a FEW :P
Favorite Movies:
Young Frankenstein, 30 Days of Night, Underworld series, Jurassic Park, Silent Hill
TV Shows: The Walking Dead, True Blood, Game of Thrones, Dragons: Riders/Defenders of Berk, My Little Pony: FIM, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hellsing
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
ZombieFoxxy.
Oh yeah, and I jumped off a 1 1/2 story roof. There was a hornet's nest set up in a satellite dish and I was paid 40 bucks by my cousin to go up there and dislodge it. I went a step further, and ripped it off the satellite dish, bashed it real good with a rubber mallet, then threw it in the gutter so the next time it rained they'd get flooded. Angry hornets don't play fair. They'll sting you on the way down a ladder, so I opted to jump. I landed in shrubs, and fought to dislodge myself while being assailed by pissed off hornets pinging their way down a conveniently placed downspout. I then ran inside screaming for everyone to shut the windows. The best part: I was 15, I got paid an extra 60 dollars for my valiant efforts, and this was at a family reunion. With that cash, I bought myself a new iPod. I still have it. Worth every last one of the 14 hornet welts.
Hobbies:
BDSM, Hiking, Reading, Writing, Survival-ism, Being an Asshole, Gardening, Cooking, jacking off on /d/ and /y/, learning shit, doing shit. Being ELOQUENT and LOQUACIOUS.
Talents:
Cooking, Taking Ass, and Kicking Names
Also, Longest delayed orgasm: 4 hours, 32 minutes, 43 seconds.
Perfect Mate:
Good listener, intelligent, sexually adventurous, likes to travel, kids optional. Loves the outdoors and creepy crawlies like snakes.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Kinkiness, displays of physical and psychological prowess, survival skills, wet pussy, throbbing cock, and just about anything on /d/ and /y/. Sometimes /diy/ too. :p
Turn Offs: Mouth breathers, druggies, smokers, arrogance, argumentative people, rude people. If we aren't going to hit it off, you'll feel it the moment we meet. It'll be like an intense, polar opposite of star-crossed lovers.
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devilhv
where has she gone????
ElmoWants
http://rookery9.aviary.com.s3.amazonaws.com/16069500/16069868_2269_1024x2000.jpg
FeetForevr
Just did a Skype call with Copper aka DZ and it was amazing, not only was she beautiful and sexy but she was more concerned with a good show than keeping her eyes glued to the clock, A++ and i will definitely keep in touch with her! Definitely shower this model with the praise and respect she deserves people!
OutieGuy
do u have an outie bellybutton? x
NeptuneSK
I just can't find the words to describe her... Amazing? Nah, not strong enough..Incredible.. Still not enough... AWESOME? almost but not quite.... MAGNIFICENT??? closer but still doesn't hit it.... Let me just say that she's an all round bass ass chick in every possible way.. It's the best way I can describe her with the words I've been taught... Rock On Derpy!!
ElmoWants
Lol, Derpy.
MNDeafGuy
This is the most awesome model on MFC, I love her!
nose_Fetish_
Rated you 5 stars & Admired you.
sweet_guest
Good Luck on MFC