Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Masturbation
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Asian Girls x 5
Favorite Books:
Everyone poops by Amanda Mayer Stinchecum
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Stalk Asians (mostly the female kind)
Favorite Songs:
Let's Dance - David Bowie
Favorite Movies:
The Human Centipede
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Filled out a personal profile on a porn site.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Your closet
Hobbies:
Making fun of asians, Motorcyles, Holla'ing at the ladies, heterosexual figure skating.
Talents:
miming
Perfect Mate:
Female, Asian, likes to have sex with me.
Perfect Date:
We climax together under the stars while listening to Rick Astley's 'Never Gonne Give you up' on my circa 1980s boom box.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Asian Girls / White Girls
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
So you can know true happenis