Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Chapstick
2. Dynamite
3. Lighter
4. Fuse
5. Reading glasses
Favorite Books:
"The Door into Summer" by Robert Heinlein, "The Left Hand of Darkness" by Ursula K. Leguin, "The Parasol Protectorate" series by Gail Carriger, "The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, "Pale Horse Pale Rider" by Katherine Anne Porter, "Heartsongs and Other Stories" by Annie Proulx, "Johannes Cabal the Necromancer" by Jonathan Howard, "Ready Player One" by Ernest Cline, "The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fistfight in Heaven" by Sherman Alexie, "The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald, "Breakfast at Tiffany's" by Truman Capote, "The Dark Tower" series by Stephen King, "Kidnapped" by Robert Louis Stephenson, "The Court of the Air" by Stephen Hunt, "Dracula" by Bram Stoker...I could go on and on. I LOVE TO READ! Want to talk sexy book talk with me?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Schadenfreude, smearing chocolate sauce on my tits, reading, playing dress up, writing, gluing sequins to things, skating, being in the company of trees, and fuckery.
Favorite Songs:
Jazz, Classical, Bluegrass, Blues, Folk, Classic rock, some EDM, and "World Music."
(As if all music wasn't for the world?)
Favorite Movies:
If it's a Wes Anderson film or a Studio Ghibli film, I will probably love it. I love Kungfu movies and Classic and Silent Era films. Usually I prefer independent films to blockbusters when I go to the cinema. I am also fond of music videos (remember when MTV had music videos?). The weirder, the better.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
This one time, I led my tribe of angry Celts in a violent revolt against the invading Roman Empire, but it was a bloody failure and I died.
Oh, never mind! That wasn't me.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
If I could be anywhere right now, then I would be right here.
Hobbies:
Slashing my initials into your front door with my sword, walking away from explosions without looking back, tight rope walking, fuckery, and crochet,
Talents:
I am not sure that I have talent, but I know that I'm good at cooking, acquiring languages, creating visual art, making stuff up, and fuckery,
Perfect Mate:
A wild-eyed eccentric with unlimited access to chocolate and a penchant for wearing purple tuxedos with top hats. I never know what he may do while he leads the odyssey into his clandestine wonderland. All I can do is follow with white knuckles and an eager smile.
Perfect Date:
Date One:
A masquerade ball with large puffy-sleeved gowns, so much twirling, and an above-average probability of contact juggling.
Date Two:
Sweat pants, fine Italian dining, and then no sweat pants.
Date Three:
A photo booth at the mall, a firm hand, and a bottomless bag o'change.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Good manners
Turn Offs: Bad Manners
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You don't need a reason to get to know me. I'm simply the Bee's Knees! I like to make people smile.