Meaning of Life:
Treat others as you would like to be treated.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Food,Herb,Catsup,Vagina and the 5 senses
Favorite Books:
I dont read as much as i should.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Comedic inspiration and influences: Jerry Lewis , Jonathon Winters , SCTV , Lenny Bruce , Richard Pryor , George Carlin , Mad Magazine , the Firesign Theatre , National Lampoon , Robin Williams , Bill Hicks , Rodney Dangerfield , Gilbert Gottfried , Howard Morris , Dice , Emo Phillips , Andy Kaufman , and of course my wing man , my avatar...the late great Sam Kinison.
Favorite Songs:
You're kidding,right???
Favorite Movies:
MANY!! I would like to say that....ANYONE who doesnt appreciate movies that were made in black and white,simply doesnt fully embrace the medium! and that is truly SAD!!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Survived.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be on top or underneath Gretchen Mol..
Hobbies:
Attention ALL MFC MODELS!!! If it is your PERSONAL RULE to expect a TIP just for a chat session....LET ME KNOW THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!....i will not waste OUR TIME and gracefully leave.Thank You
Talents:
I wake up!
Perfect Mate:
Has a heartbeat and doesnt lie.Modesty Plays!!
Perfect Date:
........
Turn Ons/Offs:
I like my women natural,honest,caring,confident without being untouchable.She must have a sense of humor with a real passion for music.//// I hate fake tits!!Sorry those who have enhanced...I Loathe Hipocrites and those who play the Double Standard constantly.Liars and Game players need not apply!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
As i understand it...i dont possess enough money for anyone to actually take the time to GET TO KNOW ME!!
Merry Christmas! May your days ahead be as vibrant as this festive season. May you shine as bright as the Christmas lights because you deserve it all. Have a great year and a wonderful life ahead!I hope this Christmas season will take you closer to all those that you desire in your heart. Wishing you and your family good health, never-ending happiness, peace, and prosperity this Christmas and in the coming years. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
I wish you many blessings, much happiness, and even more love. MerryChristmas!
Happy birthday to my crazy, fun, fabulous best friend! I love you to the moon and back. I am so grateful for your friendship and all the fun times that we've shared this year. I hope you have a great day!
I never forget to include you in my prayers because you are so special. Thanks for being here with me and making my life less vulnerable. Damn, Im lucky.
Wishing you a day filled with happiness and a year filled with joy. Happy birthday! Sending you smiles for every moment of your special day...Have a wonderful time and a very happy birthday! Hope your special day brings you all that your heart desires! muahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Sun, Jan 1, 2012 2:07 AM.....This was the first message I left on your wall...I LOVE YOU my friend and I am glad you came to my room...Many laughs and many tears you and I have shared...I miss you so much and I just wanted to tell you THANK YOU xoxoxo...
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