Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
- Wallpapers
- Spoons
- old shirts
- Smegma
- Comic Sans
- Butt hair
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Cuddle strangers
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Jizzed in someone's milk bottle
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Behind you
Hobbies:
Pooping
Talents:
I can burp for 8 seconds
Perfect Mate:
Huge tits please. I'm an extreme udders fan!
Perfect Date:
I fist on first date
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I will never leave you, even if you want me to.