Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
eyeliner, sex, passion, the ocean, and music
Favorite Books:
Dante's Divine Comedy,
Anything by Chuck Palahniuk,
Silvia Plath,
Clive Barker,
I realize this is actually a list of my favorite authors
Favorite Songs:
All Music!
Favorite Movies:
True Romance,
The Watchmen,
Star Wars,
Django: Unchained,
Natural Born Killers,
Full Metal Jacket
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be traveling the world.
Talents:
blowing your mind with how cool I am
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: kissing, stockings, tattoos, confidence, pleasuring others, intelligence, lipstick, compliments, chicks with dicks, humor, boobies, men in lingerie, just to name a few
Turn offs: lying, Selena Gomez, protocol droids, Gungan speech patterns, Ferengi/s
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm pretty cool ;)