Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The meaning of life is simply this: Live your life.
That's it. Enjoy your time while you have it. Try not to let the small things bother you, and focus on what's really important instead. Family, friends and lovers. Sometimes, if you're lucky, you can find someone that will be all 3.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Music. Good food. Loved ones. Sleep. Ejaculation.
Favorite Books:
Mostly Stephen King, with a dash of true crime and a drizzle of autobiographical.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Hang out with my peeps! Maybe have some boozy drinks! Cause some shenanigans. Not give a fuck. That, my friends, is how I roll.
Favorite Songs:
Mostly heavy metal and rock, but I like some lighter things like Dave Mathews and Coldplay. Portishead! Some rap, some hip hop. I fucking hate garbage pop music! You can autotune my balls, you untalented ass-clowns! Learn to play an instrument, or at least sing! Dicks. Also, no country, please. :)
Favorite Movies:
Good ones! Ones I download, ones I upload!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Nothing too crazy.. I'd like to do some crazy things though. Skydiving, I want to try that. Ripping the tag off my mattress. Turning the toilet paper around so it unrolls from the bottom. CRAZY SHIT!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Traveling the world with someone special. That is really what I would love to be doing the most.
Hobbies:
Playing music, gaming, biking, bowling, darts, drinking, eating, Word Feud, Skype.. ;)
Talents:
I can juggle. Aaaand I can bend just the tips of my fingers while keeping the rest of them straight. And I can sing a little, and play music. Also, I can type without looking at the keyboard. And I see pretty well in the dark. I'm known to be funny here and again. Sometimes I cook pretty well. I've been told I am really good at eating pussy. Also, dogs and cats love me. Not sure if that's a talent, but I thought I'd throw that in there anyway!
Perfect Mate:
Someone with a good brain! Sense of humor is a must! Smart, witty, fun. Must like music, and enjoy foods, both good and bad for you. Someone who wants to go out, but also someone who doesn't mind staying in either. Someone with a vagina and breasts! Someone who will rub my back and scalp, and pull me in for a nice kiss when I'm not expecting it.
Perfect Date:
The perfect date for me would probably just be going somewhere nice and chatting and laughing for hours.. I know that might sound lame to some people, but it's such a rare thing! Dinner, movies, hottub session - all good things, but can get fairly lackluster sometimes. I want to do something fun and adventurous! Then come home and start the after-party!
Turn Ons/Offs:
I enjoy good hygiene. I like girl-next-door types. Soft skin, smells good, smiles. I'm a sucker for smiles and laughs.
Turns offs include: Bad hygiene, mind games, women with peg-legs, women with a penis and/or balls, hairy legs, hairy pits, women with nothing to say about anything EVER.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm awesome! And modest! And I love bacon! Clearly, you are better off knowing me!