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Username: EveWasFramed
CamScore: 1054
Gender: Female
Body Type: Ample
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Blonde
Eyes: Brown
Weight: 165 pounds
Height: 64 inches
Age: 56
City: Gotham City
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bi-curious
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Semi-Pro Crastinator and Part-time Napkin Thief
School: Graduate
Favorite Food: Mangos
Pets: 1 dog, 2 Cats - Dylan, Chewbacca & Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot, AKA The Penguin
Automobile: Fred Flintstone Mobile
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GROUPS 10tokens/minute - Group has generally been the ferris wheel ride on downers at an amusement park for me. I intend to change that and here's how:

Group will now have a minimum of 5 people at all times. Because let's face it, you really need at least 6 people (5 +me = 6), to have a rockin' party! So I'll take the 3 to start, but if 2 others don't join in immediately and 5 don't stay for the duration, then the party will be re-scheduled for another time. And that would really be a shame because I'm such a hoot and sexy to boot!

As far as what I'll do... get naked and most likely cum because I'm hot, horny and damn good at it! But we'll see how the vibe of the group is and go from there. It's group, which means anything wild and crazy can happen, so however the ride rolls, sit back and enjoy!

If you tip while in group, I'll definitely be more open to taking your request into consideration. Plus it's just so gentlemanly of you and I love to know that I'm being appreciated so much! But remember that if you want to direct me and/or want something specific or a fetish, private, not group is the way to go.

I imagine my groups to be one big happy exploding orgasm in the sky, or exploding over and over and over... Cum explode with me!

PRIVATES 60 tokens/min - A Fan favorite! Hooray! What do you do in private, Eve? In general, I like getting off while getting you off, but I aim to please! So a better question to ask is, Do you do ___ ?

I do, however, have a list of no-no's in my rules down below. So if you care to peruse that first, that will save a lot of time in PM's. And then make it a relatively SHORT PM exchange. There is no need to go on for 45 mins, but let's make sure that your vision of the private and mine 'jive' before we enter into cum eternity together. It is, after all, eternity and I expect repeat business so it would be awkward if I were sucking on the wrong toe the entire time. Let's get it right the first time, shall we fellas?

One last important matter is the discussion of time and tokens. If you'd like to see me cum hard, real not fake, and do it well, that takes around15 minutes. I can rush it in a pinch and do it in about 10 mins, but realize that it'll be just that, rushed. But, if you really just need to shoot your load fast and don't care one bit about quality, then I will, on occasion, accommodate that. It is, however, your private, so I offer three choices: The express, 'Shaft up my Ass' Lane, the regular ,'Jizz on my Windshield' Lane, or finally the slower, more erotic 'Cum Brain' Lane.

Minimum Express 'Shaft up my Ass' Lane = 300 tokens (5 minutes)
Minimum, Regular, 'Jizz on my Windshield' Lane = 600 tokens (10 minutes)
Minimum for quality, 'Cum Brain' Lane = 900 tokens (15 minutes)

TRUE PRIVATES 80 tokens/min - An Eve Favorite! Hip Hip Hooray! Yes, you've heard it before, but it's true, this is where you get me all to your self! All that Eve yumminess with no one else watching, mmm mmm good. Intimate? Obviously. Mind blowing? Most definitely. Your fantasy fulfilled? Your wish is my command.

SKYPE - The problem child of the bunch who I love! Now, what to do with him... Okay, some of you have been model Skype customers, never once whining about my prices, never asking me to do something insane like fuck my dog. Others of you, not so much.

Skype is a privilege, not a right. I do NOT ever have to Skype with anyone from MFC, never ever, period. Skype is essentially the equivalent of a true private, which is 80 tokens/minute, but without the automatic cut off when you run out of tokens. In addition to getting your cock rock hard and blowing your socks off, I also have to be Father Time, which admittedly isn't very sexy (except to that one dude and we agreed to never discuss it!). Why don't we all be grown-ups about this and stop the madness?!

Treat Skype like you would a True Private, send me a PM re: what you want, we BRIEFLY chat about it, if it works, you pay me my price for the time you want, we go, we Skype, you can barely speak because you have cum brain and you can barely type because you beat off so fantastically from the intense excitement, but somewhere in there you mustered up a, 'Thanks, let's do this again!' and I replied with a, 'You're very welcome, absolutely!'

There will be no arguing, no negotiating on price and no substituting for gift cards. I will accept 'cash' paid to my Payoneer card (if you're unfamiliar, I'll gladly send you a link. It's easier than pay pal), and my prices are listed below. If you insist, however, on arguing with me over my Skype prices, then I will happily charge you 80 tokens/minutes in advance. Unless I'm running a special, Skype prices are as follows:

400 tokens = 10 min Skype Date or $30 paid to my Payoneer card (=6.6 mins reg. private or 5 mins true private)
600 tokens = 15 min Skype Date or $40 paid to my Payoneer card
700 tokens = 20 min Skype Date or $50 paid to my Payoneer card
1000 tokens = 30 min Skype Date or $75 paid to my Payoneer card

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Meaning of Life: Prologue from Bertrand Russell's autobiography:

What I have Lived For

Three passions, simple but overwhelmingly strong, have governed my life: the longing for love, the search for knowledge, and unbearable pity for the suffering of mankind. These passions, like great winds, have blown me hither and thither, in a wayward course, over a deep ocean of anguish, reaching to the very verge of despair. I have sought love, first, because it brings ecstasy - ecstasy so great that I would often have sacrificed all the rest of life for a few hours of this joy. I have sought it, next, because it relieves loneliness - that terrible loneliness in which one shivering consciousness looks over the rim of the world into the cold unfathomable lifeless abyss. I have sought it, finally, because in the union of love I have seen, in a mystic miniature, the prefiguring vision of the heaven that the saints and poets have imagined. This is what I sought, and thought it might seem too good for human life, this is what - at last - I have found. With equal passion I have sought knowledge. I have wished to understand the hearts of men. I have wished to know why the stars shine. And I have tried to apprehend the Pythagorean power by which number holds sway above the flux. A little of this, but not much, I have achieved. Love and knowledge, so far as they were possible, led upward toward the heavens. But always pity brought me to earth. Echoes of cries of pain reverberate in my heart. Children in famine, victims tortured by oppressors, helpless old people a hated burden to their sons, and the whole world of loneliness, poverty, and pain make a mockery of what human life should be. I long to alleviate the evil, but I cannot, and I too suffer. This has been my life. I have found it worth living, and would gladly live it again if the chance were offered me.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: My four legged kids, unbridled enthusiasm, boundless joy, moments of serenity, unconditional love.
Favorite Books: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, The Monster at the End of this Book, The Shock Doctrine, Hegemony or Survival, A People's History of the United States, Sperm Wars, Blink, Empire of Illusion, Guns, Germs and Steel, The Protestant Ethic and the Spirit of Capitalism, Outliers, Griftopia...
What I Like To Do For Fun: Breaking out into song and dance a la Broadway Musical style, wrestling boys (the grown-up kind), staring into the abyss, hopping on one foot, pontificating silently, wondering out loud, whatever strikes my fancy. Really, the list is endless.
Favorite Songs: Tori Amos, Rise Against, RATM, The Coup, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros, Michael Franti and Spearhead, The Bastard Fairies, Florence and the Machine, Mozella...
Favorite Movies: This is Spinal Tap, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Juno, Kill Bills, A Christmas Story, Good Will Hunting, An Officer and a Gentleman, American Beauty, Little Miss Sunshine, Rocky, Revolutionary Road, District 9, The Wizard of Oz...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Sex on a crowded put put golf course. ;)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: Swimming/Snorkeling with fish in the calm, quiet, peaceful beauty of the Hawaiian waters.
Hobbies: Hedging bets on which type of tea assassins overwhelmingly prefer.
Talents: Pulling dryer lint off in one cohesive piece. Well, I'm not exactly there yet but I'm working on it.
Perfect Mate: As Supreme Court Justice Potter Stewart's infamous line on obscenity/pornography goes, 'I know it when I see it'. Yeah, I'll know him when I see him.
Perfect Date: Midnight sledding, a snowball fight, hot chocolate by a roaring fire with plenty of carnal pleasures.
Turn Ons/Offs: On: you have a strong sense of self, you never let your ego get in the way, you posses wonder, wit and wisdom, you 'get me' and I 'get you', you know what's truly important, you have a lead on the 30 yr. old mysterious disappearance of my beloved childhood toy, the amazing - Stretch Octopus, and... you know how to fuck me like a goddam Rock Star!!!! OFF: rude, cocky, pretentious and/or dim-witted bastards.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Wit meets Zany + Eccentric = Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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I want to extend my extreme gratitude to all the wonderful people I met on MFC. Those who stuck with me during some pretty rough times. And of course I wouldn't want to leave out the newbies who found me near the end. All of you were essential ingredients to the bucket loads of fun I had, the many laughs I shared and countless good times I experienced on here. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. You mean more to me than you'll ever know. I wish you the best everything life has to offer. Much love, ~Eve
Hey Sexy Eve, Tonight Was A Lot Of Fun. You're Very Sweet And Intelligent... Enjoy The Gift!!! :-]
Hi Eve, i think you are very sexy,,talented,funny and plain down to earth kind of lady,i'm glad to call you my friend,,,you bring a smile to my face every time i see you,,,i think you will go far,,,keep up the great work,,,and i plan on coming by often to see you on line,,,thank you for being so sexy as you are, you are very intelligent,,very pretty and you have a great figure,,,,,,,,,much love and peace to you
Thank you, Madison, for thinking of me! I fell ill in early October. One bad virus on top of another landing me in the ER in late October. I was forced to take a month off from work. Will send you a message. Hope you're well!
I haven't seen you online in a long time, but I hope you're doing well, sweetie!
Edward, Tim, Ernie and a few others Thank you so much for celebrating my Birthday with me on MFC. And the Birthday redux as well! Each celebration had its own merits and little 'fun nuggets'. You guys keep me sane on here, and for that, I am oh so very grateful!
Happiest of birthdays! Thanks for sharing it with all of us.
Eve is the most intriguing unique lady on MFC. She deserves the ultimate in respect and love for being so real and creative in her efforts to entertain us. She goes to great lengths to make our time together fun and interesting, which is why I love her so much. Thanks for making my time on MFC fun, interesting, and a bit intellectual too. May good things always come your way. Peace and love.
Why thank you everyone! What a lovely smattering of reviews! Oh, and do what Madison said.
Eve, thank you for the comment, you're very sweet Guys, please spoil this classy and intelligent lady, she deserves it!
This is the most genuine, witty, intelligent and downright beautiful woman (not girl) on MFC! I am truly always better for having spent time in the garden. She is easy to get to know, easy to talk to and fun. If you want a bubblehead who pretends, you have plenty of other places to go. If you want REAL beauty, enter the garden and prepare to be smitten.
I stopped by Eve's garden quite by accident one evening and have been hooked ever since.I had the chance this week to take her private and DAMN!!!!!!!!!!That's about all I can say other than I've watched the video 3 times since and don't get tired of it.This lady is by far the sexiest on here.Intelligent,down to earth and wonderfully crazy.Stop in,say hi,smell the flowers,and I recomend tasting the apples.But,treat her right guys.She deserves it.
My dearest ladies and gents, I'm writing you today in this self-aggrandizing, and a bit self-agonizing, fashion to ask you to sincerely throw down right here and now, some of your best, sexiest, naughtiest, funniest, down right dirtiest and just all round spectacular times you've spent here in my garden. Whether it was in public, private, group, a wet dream, a wry smile at your doctor's office, a giggle during your church group, I'd love to hear about it all! As evidenced above, I can wield a mighty keyboard and endlessly yammer on about myself, but peer-to-peer marketing is the bomb. Genuine, heartfelt, authentic comments are loved and very much appreciated by little 'ol me! Thanks and let's keep the garden thriving!
thank goodness for real women who know what's what. and this one knows how to play many a fine tune. come join the party. the apples have never tasted better


Loved your profile!!! You are vibrant and really entertaining and fun!!!
I don't think I've ever had a first impression as powerful as this woman's. Highly intelligent, funny, and sexy. A deadly combo. Pax Eve!
Eve, you are especially engaging and essentially erotic, providing an exceptional experience here on MFC. Yes, you may be may be endearingly eccentric and a little elusive but that's part of what makes you extraordinarily entertaining! Glad to be your friend!

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