Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Joy. Indulgence. Pleasure. Love. Procreation. Experimentation.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
The 5 Cs -- Cock, Chai, Cayenne, ChitChat & Compliments.
Favorite Books:
Super Baby, Like Water For Chocolate, The Last Living Slut
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Get off.
Favorite Songs:
Afrobeat, Blues, TripHop, Folk Rock
Favorite Movies:
The Delivery Man, Sweet Movie, Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Tried to find love on a Reality TV show. SMH
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Punta Cana, DR
Hobbies:
Baking pies and changing diapers.
Talents:
I can eat a d*ck. Like, for reals. It's pretty extraordinary.
Perfect Mate:
You, silly! I am easily swayed by proximity, gifts, flattery, gall and wisdom.
Perfect Date:
A wild Albanian using all 3 holes.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I love kinky, evolved, loving human beings.
I am much less fond of rude, judgmental, ineloquent folk.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Endearingly damaged; unwaveringly cheerful; incomparably witty and reliably insatiable. That's me, in a nutshell, pumpkin.