Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
happiness, healthiness and horniness...
and being able to be the truest form of yourself & being comfortable with what that is, without letting the opinions of other people effect your opinion of you and how you should live your life.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Adventure
Food
Family
My best bitch
My fur babies
Orgasms
Lush baths
Pot... Don't forget pot..
Oh, and Pokemon go..
(Stop judging me, I can see you over there..)
Favorite Books:
The Hobbit & Lord of the Rings books, Flowers in the Attic, Harry Potter, Odd Thomas and anything written by Dean Koontz.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I like going on little "adventures" so whether its a night hike or a day-trip, I'm down to explore and see where the wind carries me(;
..I'm also an avid Pokemon trainer and enjoy spending my spare moments trying to become the very best that no one ever was..
..Also, human sacrifice... I love a good weekend ritual..
Favorite Songs:
It all depends on what I'm feelin at the time! But I'm usually listening to bay rap or the Metallica station on Pandora..haha. opposite sides of the spectrum I'm aware.
Favorite Movies:
Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hobbit & LOTR movies and the Harry potter movies. But if we're talkin "what movie do you wanna watch?" I'll go for anything in the horror genre. (or any of the Disney classics)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Sucked a dick behind a retirement home.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be on the beach in Mexico or Disneyland for sure. Give me one of those two and I'm a happy girl.. Or give me both, I'll also accept both..
Hobbies:
My hobbies include anything considered crafty or "artsy-fartsy", playing with my chinchilla, burnin' it down (prop 215 patient) and playing Pokmon go with my best bitch.. (yes I still play, yes, everyday and I know it's been dead for a while now... but I like dead things, so there)
Talents:
Im a decent artist and have a winning smile. I can also lick my elbow because I have a crazy Jean Simmons tongue.. not really a talent but hey, I give stellar blow jobs.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who I can connect with, who accepts me for who I am & treats me with respect. A good sense of humor is always a must for me too because I'm grandmaster goof-ball. Another important quality would be kindness.. not just to me, but to other people in general (as well as kindness&love for animals). Other than that there's really only one more thing: Anyone wishing to enter a romantic relationship with me must fufill the MANDATORY REQUIREMENT of eating pussy & knowing the whereabouts of the clitoris. You could look like a gorgeous&chiseled man statue with a monster cock, but if you won't/can't eat pussy you might as well be an ass with no hole; useless.
Perfect Date:
My perfect date would be a daytime hike with lunch on the trail, after the hike we'd come back to my place and hop in the shower together while we wait for the pizza man to arrive. Our pizza feast would be accompanied by movies, video games and bong rips until eventually giving in to the sexual tension and doing the no pants dance until the wee hours(;
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons:
An initiative to eat pussy, uncut cock, dirty talk, being dominated, giving head
Turn offs:
Bad hygiene, racists, bigots, negativity, no personality
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm accepting of virtually anyone and everyone. No judgement here whatsoever. Let's get a conversation going and see where it takes us.