Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
loading fucking question!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
lox, pickles, memes, my dog, my circulatory system
Favorite Books:
Wind Up Bird Chronicle, Italo Calvino, Hemingway, ham on rye
What I Like To Do For Fun:
honestly
Favorite Songs:
Pavement, Sonic Youth, Slowdive, Led Zep
Favorite Movies:
2001 ASO, Chicken Run, Tim & Eric
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
cliff dove into Crater Lake BUT ALSO once I ordered a pizza while sliding down the side of Mt. St. Helens in a rainstorm.
Hobbies:
cooking, gardening, blowjobs, chickens!
Talents:
the macarena, applying red lipstick without a mirror while driving down the highway
Perfect Mate:
ideally someone who looks like they might also be an actual dog (not into furries, pls don't confuse)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm not your mom