Turn Ons

I love smart, funny, sexy women

I love big, natural breasts.

I love big, thick pussy lips.

I love natural, hairy bush.

I love brunettes, blondes and redheads... especially blondes that have a darker colored carpet... if you know what I mean: D

Turn Offs

1) Smoking. It shows everyone that you don't know how to read or listen. Rumor has it, it's bad for you.

2) Young, pretty women that smoke. It takes you from a 10 to a -10. Nothing cool about it, at all.

3) Idiots with a smoking fetish... dickheads.

4) Potheads. Stoned chicks suck. I hate those who feel the need to advertise they are into pot... herb... 420 Friendly. Look, you're a loser pothead... period. Pothead = Fuckhead.

5) Tattoo overkill. It doesn't look good... at all. You want to cover your body in tattoo's? Wait until you are 60.

6) Tattoo's on tits. You just ruined one of God's greatest creations.

7) Fake eyebrows... why on earth would you shave what was given to you and pencil or marker them in? I can understand the eyebrow challenged... otherwise... HIDEOUS!