About Me:
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Tags:
good morning, hot bangs, eyebrow fetish, has watched Staying Alive, friendzoned on Craigslist, hates RVs, professional collagist, saved Lara Croft, catches glitter, fucks up movie quotes, is not the guy in that video, had face ripped off by an owl, SCRUMTRULESCENT, hasnt eaten a hot dog in 3 days, VAGtastic
Meaning of Life:
I'm sure I'll find it during my next adventure.
Favorite Books:
How about a few favorite authors instead:
Stephen King
Edward Abbey
Neal Stephenson
William Gibson
Hunter S. Thompson
Favorite Songs:
Sweat with Pop_Rox
Nuthin' But A G(oat) Thang, baaaaaby
GOAT CITY with TYCO on the beat!
Favorite Movies:
Just a few favorites:
Trailer Park Boys (Movie and TV show)
Big Lebowski
Dazed and Confused
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Gladiator
Goodfellas
Snatch
Top Gun (OF COURSE!)
The Right Stuff
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'm always where I want to be.
Perfect Mate:
Why the hell is this site asking questions about the perfect mate?
Perfect Date:
We go out, eat good food, drink good drinks, we have good conversation, I make you laugh and you make me laugh, then we go back to my place and watch Duck Tales.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because you'll fucking love me!