Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Peace. Love. Harmony.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sarcasm. Sex. Sissies. Spoiling. Scrabble.
Favorite Books:
Would knowing my home library really turn you on? I mean, books really don't make me horny... knowledgeable, but not horny. HOWEVER I did learn about paper fetishes while camming, never knew it was a thing.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Feed the homeless in large cities and visit flea markets.
Favorite Songs:
I listen to a little bit of everything. I usually don't listen to music while I am having sex b.c ADHD is a motherfucker and I try to fuck to the beat... which is a disaster. Sometimes the beat gets to going too fast and well yeah....
No music during sex.
Favorite Movies:
I am into girl on girl, I mean we are talking porn right? Sometimes a little gangbang action if I am really horny. Of course, you end it with cum shot compilations.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
What are we talking about? Sex? Everyday life? I've already said my perfect mate is someone with low morals... paint a picture.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Not in Alabama. That's for damn sure.
Irie. I'm out....
Hobbies:
I like tanning, teabagging and tonsil hockey.
OH yeah don't forget titties. Titties are AMAZINGLY fun!
Talents:
Flexibility & sarcasm
Perfect Date:
Surprise me.
Turn Ons/Offs:
It doesn't take a lot to turn me on.
Don't be stinky, stinky people are gross. ew.
I am VERY fetish friendly. I like learning about new fetishes too.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am fucking awesome. period.