Gr8BalzOFire
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HELPING PEOPLE MAKE BAD DECISIONS SINCE 2006
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About Me
Username:
Gr8BalzOFire
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Grey
Height:
71 inches
City:
A van down by the river
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Occupation/Major:
Jedi Masterbater
School:
Faber College
Favorite Food:
Tater Tot Hotdish and Jello Salad.
Automobile:
1978 AMC Pacer
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Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
"They Joy of Sex (With Yourself)", "The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification", "The History of Lesbian Hair", "The Big Book of Pretty Pussies", "My First Cavity Search"
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Masturbate with different exotic oils and lotions!
Favorite Songs:
"Satan Gave Me a Taco", "Dont Eat the Yellow Snow", "My Ding-a-Ling", "Nude Disintegrating Parachutist Woman", "Big Ten Inch Record", and anything by Spinal Tap
Favorite Movies:
"The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies", "Radioactive Cannibal Vikings from Hell", "Disco Beaver from Outer Space", "Killer Condom", "A Vagina for Christmas", " Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers"
Hobbies:
Orgies Organized, Lions Tamed, Governments Overthrown, Professional Net Surfer, Uprisings Quelled, Flies Swatted and Stud Service.
Talents:
Puppetry of the Penis Understudy, I play Ass-Tuba, I can gargle in 7 different languages, I can open a bottle of wine without using my hands, I can annoy most people in under 5 minutes, I invented the "Friend Zone", and I'm a 5th degree black belt smart-ass!