Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Self discovery. Finding happiness and being you truest self.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Nicotine, moisturizer, memes, my cats, eggnog.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Typically I just relax and watch Netflix when I'm not working. Occasionally I'll go bar hopping with friends.
Favorite Movies:
Step Brothers
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
One time I dipped a pretzel in vanilla frosting and it turned out to be the best thing I've ever eaten. Try it!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
My bed, with a bag of Doritos watching The Office for the 5th time.
Hobbies:
Creative writing, cooking, watching Netflix, painting,
Talents:
One time in high school I put a paperclip on a water meniscus. It was wild. Idek.
I've heard I give really good blowjobs.
Perfect Mate:
Tall, bearded, funny, honest, hard working.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: beards, nice smile, chonky.
Turn Offs: cocky, no ambition, rude,
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can be funny sometimes. And I probably have the biggest tits you'll ever see.