Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Making the most out of every opportunity. This day will not happen again.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Spotify, 4/20, Pets, My Stanley Cup, Champagne
Favorite Books:
I don't want to read right now. Don't judge me!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Make people smile with jokes, story telling, and creative expression. Some of its true, some of its funny. I say some outlandish things! I just happen to also be really fucking hot. The tits are distracting. But Ill make you smile eventually.
Favorite Songs:
All the music!
Favorite Movies:
Scary & Comedy
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Hooked up with someone in a radio station. Hated the DJ so we left a mess on his chair.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Disney World or on a beach. I dont mind winters. But oh I love rollercoasters and beaches.
Hobbies:
Photography, traveling, my pets, reading dystopian fiction, wholesome tv series from the 90s, bad dad jokes, fine dining experiences, designer shopping, daydreaming
Talents:
I am a decent story teller and entertainer. Most stories are true. I can talk about anything for hours. People skills.
Perfect Mate:
Makes me laugh, generous, thoughtful, helpful, puts in effort, believes in flowers, goal focused, success driven, kind, & loving.
Perfect Date:
The perfect date has a lot of effort put into it. It will start in the afternoon or at lunch time. A pre planned activity for a few hours. Followed by a delightful dinner to a place on my list. Conversation and laughter for hours. Champagne and dessert.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Offs: being demanding, rude, arrogant, self important, cheap loser!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm here to make your day amazing. I am a super sexy, 420 friendly, big tittied, tattooed, 43 ass, hourglass body, tall athletic hottie with a great sense of humor who loves to have fun online.